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WTF Girl Photo - Wait is the guy in back holding a beer? Where is this Wal-Mart?
It seemed mean to claim she was damaged goods…still funny though.

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Favorite CommentBrock: Aisle 3: Possible Jailbait (slightly damaged)

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This was posted on Friday, September 25th, 2009 at 10:00 am

  • Fando

    Damn, I would like a triple pack of those!

  • Brock

    Aisle 3: Possible Jailbait (slightly damaged)

  • Clyde

    I’d buy her!

  • gloworm

    I think this is actually in the line for returns. The product looks damaged.

  • http://twitter.com/marcsobel marc sobel

    I think that’s a prescription in her hand for oxycodon and plan B.

  • Name (required)

    I’d buy her for double the price!
    For sure!

  • pwnsauce

    From the look on her face, whoever’s buying her is probably REALLY ugly.

  • MonkeyArmor

    It’s the Hos-R-Us 25% off sale…

  • Paddy

    She’s cute.

  • dono1

    Yet they still can’t figure out why people don’t return their carts.

  • oh hai

    Damaged or not, as long as she’s not a used product…

  • dwiggle

    Ack! Ack! Ack!
    It’s my sister!!!1! and she’s 15 pervs.

  • hosebunny

    erm, just so everyone is aware…i have submitted a Public Challenge to our favorite Naysayer, Vexille, here:

    http://hawtness.com/2009/09/21/wtf-girl-photo-in-israel-girl-scouts-are-serious/#comments

  • Alexman

    I wonder what the bagboy’s reaction will be to this…

  • CannedToo

    Using your own doctor, I don’t think so.
    She has a cast on her leg, but she just broke her toe.
    Imagine the cart as a garbage can.
    That’s what you’ll see in Obama’s health plan.

  • hosebunny

    Erm, just so everyone is aware…i have submitted a Public Challenge to our favorite Naysayer, Vexille, in the “Russian Girl Scout” thread…

  • Biz

    Wow she’s hawt.
    I wonder if that smile comes with a warranty.

  • Brett

    Cashier over intercom: Can I get a price check on whores with broken legs?

  • UGH

    @CannedToo
    You’re a fucking retard.

  • Norm

    Uuuummm, guys, let this one get ripe before you talk about eating it, mmmmm-kkkkkkk?

  • hosebunny

    @Norm

    LOL, Norm…:P

  • CannedToo

    Thanks, UGH, coming from you that means a lot. :)

  • pauL the

    Who the hell wears a bikini to the supermarket?

  • shinkick

    Worth an arm and a leg, that one… :P

  • Malisyn

    Errr…if you buy her, and she’s underage, is it still illegal? You do own her after all.

  • nootch

    Some people are always pushing the Costco return policies.

  • Doc

    This is what happens when natural selection is removed from the equation.

    Too bad the Doctor can’t write a perscription to treat stupid.

  • Bob John

    A soon to be refurbished item.

  • babs

    you break it, you buy it!

  • Anna Rexia

    @hosebunny
    Bravo, hosebunny! I’m staying tuned.

    @CannedToo
    Politics is down the hall, third door on the left.

  • hosebunny

    Anna Rexia :@hosebunny Bravo, hosebunny! I’m staying tuned.
    @CannedToo Politics is down the hall, third door on the left.

    Thanks, but looks like he’s crapping out, lol…:(

  • Paddy

    @CannedToo
    This is not fux news, buddy.

  • Hondata

    With out the cast this would have just been a totally normal picture

  • Hondata

    25% for damaged merchandise

  • Reverend

    She’s from the secondhand store

  • Ugh

    CannedToo :Thanks, UGH, coming from you that means a lot. :)

    You’re most welcome! Fucktard.

  • Paddy

    I’d rather wheel her home, than eat my dinner off meth-face’s tummy.

  • Adrian

    Hmmm damaged or not i would buy her to take her to my home, yummmy. ahem to cure her leg i mean. ^^

  • http://crazy-meds1.blogspot.com Jerod Poore

    This picture needs to be submitted to There, I Fixed it.

  • Boomer

    Unless I’m mistaken, that’s a Wal*Mart paycheck in her hand.

  • Amberrrr

    What kind of slut with a broken leg wears a bikini to the store?

  • CannedToo

    Oh, come on. It’s a joke, not a political statement. LOL. Relax, you’ll live longer. You don’t even like the “She has a cast on her leg, but she just broke her toe” part? you gotta give me some props on that one at least, right?

  • Paddy

    @CannedToo
    OK, we’ll give you the toe one.

  • Badgirl

    @pauL- “Who the hell wears a bikini to the supermarket?”

    Possible scenario: YOUNG girl (14) at the swimming pool, tries a fancy dive, blows it, hits the board on the way down and breaks her leg. Goes to the emergency dressed as is (she still has her hospital bracelet on right arm) then dad (in background) takes her straight on to the pharmacy at the market to get the prescription (in her hand) filled for the Percocet she needed starting 2 hours ago. Didn’t have a chance to change. That’s her beach towel she is sitting on in the basket. Pretty nice smile for what she has just been through.

  • Paddy

    @Badgirl
    Yeah, notice no signatures on the cast…This must have just happened!

  • Badgirl

    @Paddy – right you are, my favorite jalapeno !

  • Paddy

    @Badgirl
    Why thank you, my favorite tomato bandit!

  • taitano

    Dang! I’m late. Badgirl posted what I was about to say.

    The cast is still wet BTW; it hasn’t set yet, so, it’s too early to sign. You can tell because the gauze is beige with white edges; when the gauze is dry, it’s all white or all beige.

  • Sol

    Every homeless man’s fantasy.

  • Mr Evilwrench

    At least she didn’t have to wait six hours for the cast, that’s a winning smile there.

  • Molly

    Must be a thrift store.

  • 2wm

    Reverend :
    She’s from the secondhand store

    not the second leg store? sorry. but i believe the correct quote everyone’s trying for is:

    “i’d buy that for a dollar!”

  • http://talesovercoffee.blogspot.com Brad F.

    @Doc

    Funny. My mom told me a few days ago that she wishes there was Firefox plug-in that could block stupid people.

  • Jim

    The other white meat.

  • http://youtube.com/user/uxa1 Uxa1

    i’ll take 3 of those please!

  • Mattias

    @CannedToo
    You’re an immense doucher.

  • stuntcock

    @Clyde

    recall robocop “i’d buy that for a dollar”

  • Betsey

    wow, that’s me. a friend just sent this to me via facebook.

    just so everyone knows, I WAS 18 in this picture. I shattered my heel surfing a very shallow shorebreak wave. (it was the most painful thing i have ever experienced). I never got a chance to go back to my dorm to change before the emergency room! It was my first month away at college…

    after i went to the emergency room and before the 6 hour surgery the next day, I WENT TO WALGREENS TO PICK U MY PRESCRIPTION FOR PERCOCETS. that was my boyfriend in the background…not my dad. your comments were all very amusing…except for the ones who called me a whore. Really? You know nothing about me, what has the human race turned into?? geeeez!

  • Matt

    Most women’s asses at walmart would’t fit in a cart so this is saying something!

  • Paddy

    @Betsey
    Rock on!

  • ranndino

    @CannedToo

    Humor is only funny when it’s based on reality. When it’s based on retarded propaganda it’s just stupid, but we’re glad you’re amusing yourself. You’re probably one of the funniest conservative around. Almost as funny as Glenn Beck.

  • Heywood Jablomie

    This is right before he secures you with the twist tie cuffs, bends a hole in the bottom of the cart, and goes to town. Then he invites the whole ‘dorm’ to follow. Next week all the kids will get together and do a science project on copious mixed DNA samples. Sorry if you need to look up any of these big words.
    (p.s. this is what the human race has come to, slut)

  • elborba

    Yawn . . .

  • ROFLCOPTER

    Betsey :wow, that’s me. a friend just sent this to me via facebook.
    just so everyone knows, I WAS 18 in this picture. I shattered my heel surfing a very shallow shorebreak wave. (it was the most painful thing i have ever experienced). I never got a chance to go back to my dorm to change before the emergency room! It was my first month away at college…
    after i went to the emergency room and before the 6 hour surgery the next day, I WENT TO WALGREENS TO PICK U MY PRESCRIPTION FOR PERCOCETS. that was my boyfriend in the background…not my dad. your comments were all very amusing…except for the ones who called me a whore. Really? You know nothing about me, what has the human race turned into?? geeeez!

    pics or it didn’t happen haha

    if it is you.. you’re hot! x

  • Shoorik2008

    I hate when people buy stuff, then mess with it, break it, and return it. At least, they should put it back in the bawx.

  • Joe

    I’d hit that

  • aberino

    @Betsey Damn that had to hurt! Hope you healed up okay!

  • Paddy

    @Heywood Jablomie
    Wow. You’re an asshole AND an idiot. How do you manage to multitask like that?

  • Sir

    @Heywood Jablomie

    Do everyone a favor, and go fuck yourself.

  • juan

    @dwiggle

    im 15 tell her i say hi

  • DasGunner

    @Betsey
    Makes sense to me. They don’t provide wheelchairs (You’d -think- there would be a customer-use wheelchair in a pharmacy, but I haven’t found one yet. Supermarkets? No problem.), and odds on the hospital didn’t provide crutches. ^_^

    However, to set it simply : Yep. You’re cute. Also, welcome to the internet – where people show the worst aspects of humanity on a regular basis. ^_^;;

  • Mike Oxling

    So what isle is the hot women with broken leg(s) again? This is JC Penny right?Walgreens? Let me know when they have a discount sale..I’m thinking at least 30-35% off. I mean I’d have to feed and cloth them that’s like $300.00 a month and that hospital bill…crap I’m almost not made out of money!

  • jimbo

    would buy that product daily if i have to..

  • Betsey

    @paddy

    youre right! thanks for having my back!

    and to everyone else who said nice things–Thanks! I hope no one ever has to go through an injury like this one. I have 9 pins, 3 screws and 2 plates in my right heel now. Still limp on occasion :(

  • Badgirl

    @Betsey – I sincerely hope you made a complete recovery. You do have a lovely smile and I went for the young thing to wave the perverts off. Second Paddy – Rock On Darlin

  • Badgirl

    @Heywood Fuckhead – what is up with that horse shit?

  • G W

    That’s inside a Best Buy. That’s a Best Buy paycheck stub she has in her hands. I know for I have seen several Best Buy’s in my time. The black tote on the right is also a good hint. I wished I had worked at the one she did/does :(

  • G W

    So after scrolling up, it seems I was wrong…. ONE CAN DREAM AT LEAST.

  • Phil

    damn, too bad its broken

  • alex

    Damn she’s hawt…

  • Paddy

    @Betsey
    Hey, no problem. I hope that you are able to surf again, at least!

  • Stephen H.

    That’s not Walgreens, that’s a CVS, probably one converted from a Longs making a blue shopping cart. Look at the tote on the right; I work at a CVS and that tote definitely says CVS on it.

  • CrisDizzle

    Associates: Please make sure to pick up any items and bring them to layaway immediately. And Thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart! =]

  • Kia

    That isn’t a beer can that man is holding it is in fact a Red Bull! Just thought I would let you know…

  • MedTech83

    If she’s damaged, does that mean she’s on sale? If so, where can I find one?

  • http://www.facebook.com/betsforgets Betsey

    I am surfing again….i actually am an ocean lifeguard here in palm beach county florida so i get to do it quite regularly! if any of you nice folks are ever in the area and at the beach give a friendly wave :o )

  • http://www.youtube.com/dsshfjjnh dsshfjjnh

    people she is 12 WTF

  • hdsuoho

    aaaaaaw i’d buy her for any price
    i want to buy her damn

  • darklighter

    Dude look up she was 18 you fucking idiot. HOW HARD IS IT TO FUCKING READ? God! I could write a fuckin book full of the screen names of ever moron online who refuses to read. @dsshfjjnh

  • darklighter

    *every

  • hether

    omg guys, she’s ugly and she’s 15. gross!

  • http://letsbang.com bob alminate

    @dwiggle in soviet russia hookers pay youuuu

  • CannedToo

    Betsey….
    Don’t forget to put on your resumé…

    October 2009-Present Public Elations Palm Beach County, FL
    Featured on Hawtness.com

  • leafsfan68

    You guys are seriously creepy – she looks about 13.

  • Juan

    @Betsey
    I live in Miami!!
    btw im sorry that you have to read these douchey comments
    also you look way younger than 18

  • anonymous and creeped out

    I think thats my sister!!!!!!

  • Wray

    Im fifteen tell her i said hey

  • bob

    that is funny it looks like lacey spence!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • relliK

    Betsey, sorry you had to read all this bullshit, people can be fucking stupid, it’s tough to find decent human beings these days… i found this on fail blog trying to get a laugh… i saw this and thought shit, that’s kinda funny, so i clicked and read the bullshit, sorry the internet can’t weed out the assholes /: //_-

  • Justin

    Betsey,

    Can I rail you?

    Love,
    Justin

  • Daniel

    so does that mean we get a discount for factory defects???
    just makes her that much more affordable… god knows she’s out of my price range;) jkjk

  • Dude

    Oh, damn. I’d buy that.

  • Sperm Shooter

    i want to put my sperm on her face

  • 12 inch

    damn she should take off the bottoms and turn over

  • 12 inch

    same ay she is darty

  • David C

    Is that a driver’s permit in her hand??

  • idiots

    what a bunch of retards!!

  • jason

    what kinda discount we talking about here 10%?? 30%??

  • common sense

    ay whats all this aboot? i dun think she be a DARRRRTY gurl ay?

  • never

    SHES UGLY!!! D:<

  • mymum

    $4.95?

    deal!

  • Kusuriya

    it better be more than 30% shes damaged goods!

  • http://yahoo poop

    you suck and your not funy i dont give a poop

  • her brother

    SHE’S MY SISTER SO STFU FUCKING TROLLS FUCK YOU I HATE YOU

  • pwnd

    I’d bang her brains out.

    twice.

  • http://dwfe.com Dan

    At least she won’t be able to run away.

  • Jesus

    Get a grip guys! Is that all you have to think about? Shame on you! Imagine if that was your sister! She is very cute though, but i wouldn’d go round saying “i want to put my sperm on her face” and shit like that. If you don’t have anything good to say then don’t bother!

  • your mom

    wtf you guys are freaks lol. this is so fucked up RAPE RAPE RAPE pedobear is alive in all of you

  • wow

    wow, you guys are tards

  • Crackers O.o

    well this is probably what happens when you have like so and so health insurence your left in a cart with the cloths you probably came in….

  • WaterJoe

    Pedobear says “Too old is too old”

  • jamie

    Damaged but sexy

  • lolcats

    damn, id fuck her brains out, thats how all theses sluts love it!

  • too much

    thats how she probably broke her leg, by getting her brains fucked out

  • Meow

    Shes cute :P and who ever was pushing her around that was nice xD

  • IceColdTroll

    15? Shoot, I’d happily pay twice that.

  • Botato

    DAMNIT, The bumms get all the good carts.

  • mr_fixit

    Kid, you’re adorable, and keep that attitude you’ll go far.

  • 1st

    First! in 2011! :P

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