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WTF Girl Photo - Boy do I love hockey...St. Louis Blues!

Anon Spotted This Hockey Hottie

This photo has bad-ass written all over it. She don’t care if she gets thrown to the ice, she’ll just get back up and say, “So what if there’s blood on the ice, let’s play some hockey.”

Yours Truly,
Joe Hawtness

Favorite CommentAnna Rexia: Where in Canada is this? My bags are packed.

Apparently Anna is going to sign up for the league.
-Joe Hawtness

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This was posted on Thursday, November 19th, 2009 at 6:00 am

  • Securus

    That is the Hawtest thing to hit Hawtness ever! Period.

  • Bird

    Now that’s a crack on the ice.

  • Me

    I’d like to puck her.

  • beerman

    Nice hockey box

  • http://www.philsbored.com Phil

    after sex she screams GOOOOOOOAAAAAALLLLLL!

  • corrupt

    And this is why Canadian chicks are awesome.

  • kuma

    I want to check her through the glass and into the crowd, if you know what I mean.

  • gereo

    At least she’s not a goalkeeper, because we’d be all screaming “Can i score you a goal?” that way.

  • http://truckerbombs.com Truckerbomber

    I can only hope there is a whole league like this.

  • Petruza

    I can only hope there is a whore league like this.

  • Petruza

    … or a hole league?

  • Othrandor

    That’s fuckin’ dangerous, think about what will happen is she gets wet and then falls, she’s totally gonna get stuck on the ice! You jerks…

  • baudelaire

    Check, please!

  • Locopro

    Little fat

  • Enrique

    Ditto.

  • Enrique

    Dallas Stars! Take that Joe!

  • Rev

    I gotta riff on this one-I’d like to spend 15 minutes in her penalty box!

  • Bobby Orr

    She has enough pads on those hips.

  • Me

    I’d like to enter her crease.

  • clever5leazoid

    I believe she has the proper pad(s) to prevent blood on the ice

  • Domonick

    She shoots, we Score!!

  • Jimmy

    I wonder what the goalie’s wearing?

  • baudelaire

    Sorry, bud , ur insane…Tell you what, you take the stick, I’ll take her…

  • Cam

    I’d like to take her home, chop her up in to little pieces and hide her in my walls, while singing “This Heart Attack” and using her blood for lipstick… if ya know what I mean

  • Doc Holliday

    Because they all do this?

  • Tiaris

    Ok, I guess it says something about me [and her figure] that the first thought in my head wasn’t “Wow, she could get hurt” or “She must be cold,” but rather “My GOD she has a beautiful figure!! WANT!” ………..made even more impressive by the fact that I’m female and want is on two levels =P

  • http://www.mostlyanything.com YZ

    I know her personnally!

    shes the gf of a good friend!

  • Professor

    There’s a photobomb somewhere on this image.

  • BoomerBOmb

    Hey, someone figured out a way to get me interested in sports!

  • Darkenna

    …

    It puts the lotion on its skin…

  • Soundnous

    They must be playing strip hockey. Each time the other team scores a goal, you take something off.

  • clever5leazoid

    wrong movie. if it were that movie he’d be singing goodbye horses

  • http://flash.playaparadise.com Flash

    Cindy always hated it when she ended up on the skins team

  • not_you

    COMMENT WIN

  • not_you

    one of many. don’t forget that they also tend to be very cuddley in the winter.

  • corrupt

    indeed they are

  • Soundnous

    PWNED

  • Soundnous

    No, no, no. She only screams GOOOOAAAAAAL! if she came. If not, she screams FOOUUUULLLL!!!

  • dono1

    I must confess- after seeing her, I’m guilty of high sticking.

  • Norm

    She only changes her pads every 3 periods

  • Darkenna

    Not the quote, the creepy tone.

  • @irik

    I like the way she covers her shoulders, and don’t give a damn about any protection on her legs. That tells me she plays rough.

  • RJ

    She could also use some protective gear.

  • kNIGHT

    And thus the war was over before it began

  • Paddy

    Hot. Damn.

  • Josh

    I would go five-hole on her.

    Altough that could be Sidney Crosby playing pond hockey. The world will never know.

  • CannedToo

    Do you mean every 3 periods of hockey? Or every 3 periods? The latter could be kind of gross.

  • CannedToo

    I agree with OP. Kinda chunky. Look at those stumpy legs too. HOWEVER, it’s hawt. Damn hawt. Nice curves too. And any girl who would do this to begin with is worth making your own (at least for a short time).

  • CannedToo

    And we shoot, she scores!

  • CannedToo

    Awesome. Well done.

  • smartz

    I’d like to slapshot a puck into her goal for a score.

  • Michelle

    She could snap your neck with the muscles in those legs. Or your…pinky.

  • CannedToo

    LOL. You can’t be serious. Her slapping those thighs together register on the Richter Scale, and the aftershocks register for hours afterwards.

  • CannedToo

    Just the SHADOW of that ass weighs 50 lbs.

  • CannedToo

    Her butt takes up so many seats in the movie theater EVERYONE sits next to her.

  • CannedToo

    The reason she’s not wearing pants is because her thighs are so big, she got a run in her jeans.

  • Soundnous

    Ya know, I WAS gonna write some feminist comment about how our culture thinks women are only beautiful if they are scrawny and anorexic, but what the hell. I’m gonna go jerk off again.

  • Soundnous

    There is no creepy tone. It’s text. Unless you’re listening to your computer voice or something.

  • Anna Rexia

    Where in Canada is this? My bags are packed.

  • Joe Hawtness

    Oh Snap…well, we’ll see how the playoffs go, good sir!

  • http://www.mostlyanything.com YZ

    ??

  • http://www.mostlyanything.com YZ

    in Quebec City!

  • Trent

    one word.

    Goal!

  • Trent

    Haha. Excellent hockey reference!

  • Ityneres

    rofl.. i’m totally with not_you.. that chick is perfect, if she’s too “fat” for you, the stick is all yours..

  • Andrew

    I wonder what happens when she gets into a fight with another player? Gloves, Helmet, pull the other players top off.

  • Greg Bork

    She forgot every pad but a maxi pad

  • Jason

    I’d hip check that

  • http://www.SchoolyardPuck.com/ Schoolyard Puck

    Kids these days…not using protection.

  • Sacha

    That’s one hot mama!!!!

  • Maddy

    If you guys only knew who she was… kuz I know….

  • Maddy

    Hum…. weird but I know this women :P

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