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WTF Girl Photo - Oh Sharon Tate...your nipples must be freezing.

Anon Spotted This Classic Scene

Favorite CommentCannedToo: A snippet from the actual lyrics:

Thumpetty thump thump,
Thumpety thump thump,
Look at Frosty go.
Thumpetty thump thump,
Thumpety thump thump,
Over the hills of snow.

Frosty the Snowman
Knew the sun was hot that day.
So he said, “Let’s run
And we’ll have some fun
Now before I melt away.”

Makes total sense now.

Yes, yes it does.
-Joe Hawtness

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This was posted on Sunday, November 22nd, 2009 at 6:00 am

  • Trent

    Now we know why Frosty the Snowman had a very jolly soul.

  • Bird

    Moments later, the snowman melted.

  • meyou

    I know you can’t eat yellow snow, what about pink snow?

  • Dan

    If this lady has nipples, they must be 5 inch long now.

  • http://svesten.wordpress.com svesten

    The real horny Snowwhite !

  • Sheepy

    “If”? How many nippleless women do you know?

  • Mr Evilwrench

    I could warm her out of that situation, or at least take advantage of it…

  • Doc Holliday

    Looks like the professor slipped Ginger some island acid. That must be the captain she’s hugging.

  • Beerman

    Poor handicapped snow man with only half an arm,…. You know he’s think’n “Honk Honk”

  • NJ

    Those things could probably cut diamonds at this point.

  • Anon

    A couple minutes later, his nose was much, much longer.

  • Canman

    Okay, first… this does not look like real snow. So, sorry guys… the nipples are just being normal nipples.

    Second… yes, this chick is hot!

  • Scurvy

    Is that Ann Margret?

  • tempertantrum

    I can’t see what she’d see in him… then again… maybe he’s got a big… um…. icicle…?

  • malch

    No wonder the snowman is happy… The snow blower is coming.

  • Clyde

    Now I finally understand… When the snowman melts and comes back, he’ll say “Happy Birthday”, obviously because she’s in her birthday suite!

  • Paddy

    Where has his carrot nose gone?!

  • NorthernTerror

    I know two. Well, okay one… the other has innies, but they’re still technically there.

  • NorthernTerror

    Looks like her, but I don’t know how they’d hide the chest.

  • David

    Frosty the Snowman

    Knew that bun was hot that day

    So he said let’s xxx

    And we’ll have some fun

    Now before I melt away

  • GeekyJasperky

    I don’t know if he has a big icicle, but he’s got snowballs.

  • smartz

    As of this moment, he ice-cutting nipples are piercing and disemboweling that poor snowman.

  • smartz

    “her”, not “he”. I hate it when I make little typos like that.

  • Skitz

    It’s the most wonderful time of the year!

  • Anna Rexia

    Are you sure you want an answer to that?

  • Anna Rexia

    It’s shoved into his left eye socket. Naughty little minx, isn’t she? And Scurvy, if that isn’t Ann Margaret, she sure looks a lot like her.

  • Anna Rexia

    And Bing Crosby sure ain’t dreaming of a white Christmas tonight!

  • Skitz

    Well, he’s dreaming of something white at least.

  • CutsLegWithToe

    she has… kinda big hair.

  • Draewelyth

    Poor snowman.. Those nipples must have stabed him.

  • Hmmmm

    Isn’t that Ann-Margret from back in the day????

  • Jack Frost

    Maybe she’ll lick his snowballs.

  • BoomerBOmb

    Sadly, most countries in this world refuse to acknowledge Snowmosexuals.

  • Angry Samoan

    No… it’s Sharon Tate. She did other photos in this shoot.

  • Angry Samoan

    My bad… it’s from “Fearless Vampire Killers”…

  • keneki

    So the ice queen made herself a playmate.

  • Mortus

    Bow chicka-wow wow!

  • Mortus

    Like other forms of marriage, it’s considered “immoral” by the narrow-minded masses. I for one see no problem with Snowmosexual marriage, but a lot of people claim “It’ll never last,” or “I give it until spring.” Those pessimistic remarks always irritate me!

  • Skill-less

    If Frosty were alive I’m sure she’d be ‘cold-cocked’ about now.

  • http://twitter.com/GeneralDibs GeneralDibs

    If I was that snowman I would need two carrots.

  • tnevaneb

    42

  • An Onymous

    Cold love.

  • Kookookachoo

    Is that an icicle I feel between my legs, or are you just happy to see me?

  • http://www.jennifertilley.info Jennifer

    She’s from Iceland.

  • Chris

    Is it just me, or does that snowman look sad… It must be because she only wants him for his body.

  • mark

    I think Frosty just grew another carrot!

  • Vince

    And this is a problem for us guys because…

  • CannedToo

    Win

  • CannedToo

    Don’t let it stress you out too much. Some people are just snowmophobic.

  • CannedToo

    A snippet from the actual lyrics:
    .
    Thumpetty thump thump,
    Thumpety thump thump,
    Look at Frosty go.
    Thumpetty thump thump,
    Thumpety thump thump,
    Over the hills of snow.
    .
    Frosty the Snowman
    Knew the sun was hot that day.
    So he said, “Let’s run
    And we’ll have some fun
    Now before I melt away.”
    .
    Makes total sense now.

  • ekko

    Is that… a second carrot nose? …in your pants?

  • BoomerBOmb

    I hate how they keep saying it should be Adam and Eve and not Adam and E-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-eve.

  • some_guy

    she was ready.. but his carrot was too shriveled from the cold.

  • Holz

    That snowman is in trouble… She’ hot!

  • Holz

    Being hot like that, she probably ain’t the one-snowman kind of girl! I give it ’til Spring!

  • Drucifer

    She would let go, but it is sort of like in A Christmas Story….

  • http://pottergirl11.livejournal.com/ library_girl

    my nipples just froze in sympathy. *shudder*

  • http://yourmom.ocm JarJar

    My brain aches trying to come up with a comment that involves the phrase “snow blower”…

  • Coyotekitty

    Redheads are awesome. No further comment is needed.

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