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WTF Girl Photo - A hundred and one uses for a melon baller.

Anon Spotted These Melons

Later, out of necessity, she carved panties out of a honeydew.

Yours Truly,
Joe Hawtness

Favorite CommentSkitz: The bow in the middle adds such a nice touch. Subtle, stylish, and allows a quick removal

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This was posted on Wednesday, November 25th, 2009 at 6:00 am

  • Was I First?

    Nice Melons :P

  • Bruiser

    Nice mellons!

  • M.T.

    Thats what we call “big watermellons”!!!!

  • Turd-licker

    Makes me want to be a fruit-a-tarian

  • jo

    in sask we have mellon heads but i like thees better

  • beben

    Wow, check out those melons!

  • Bird

    Melons. The only fruit that makes fruits turn straight.

  • Bobdude42

    Go Als go! Riders sucks!!

  • GeekyJasperky

    Who didn’t see that coming?

  • Richard

    I get the boobs but what’s with the Porcupine hiding behind her?

  • salsaguy

    Kinda reminds me of Poison Ivy from Batman

  • Maxie

    MELONS!

  • Capt. Tom Foolery

    Hope they’re seedless.

  • Norm

    Seedless? Dont worry, dear, I got plenty of seed for both of us!

  • Virginia

    ….what in the world is that bulge in her skirt?

  • dragonmago

    You know, that’s one heck of a seedy comment

  • noneya

    what is she suppose to be?
    aren’t those the titans in the background?
    is that “grass” sticking out of her “costume” or am i just seeing things?!
    I guess it would be a nice costume for St. Patricks Day.
    Isn’t his drink GREEN TOO?!

  • Canadian

    She’s a Saskatchewan Roughrider fan!

  • Canadian

    Notice the .ca website in advertising? I believe the team in blue are the Toronto Argonauts.

  • kim

    That’s me! And yes I am! Go Riders!!!

  • deadmeat

    Now there’s a pair of melons that I can sink my mouth into.

  • brutalnate

    Whats next she gonna paint apples on her ass?
    sooo subtle

  • Redmoron

    hopefully its her hand

  • becky

    Her hands are in her pockets.

  • Skill-less

    I’d leave a fruity pun but the picture……… Enough said.

  • whuteva

    you dear, are a cutie!

  • whistlinginthedark

    Thank you for being AWESOME.

  • evil_phd

    Makes me almost want to watch Canadian football…. nah!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Skitz

    The bow in the middle adds such a nice touch. Subtle, stylish, and allows a quick removal

  • Anna Rexia

    Mobile phone.

  • Anna Rexia

    I call bullshit AND ‘shopped. Additional pictures or GTFO.

  • icanhazwittypuns?

    I’d like to put my Roughrider in her Regina

  • Alexman

    Now all we need is for her to stand next to a woman with a bra made out of milkjugs, and one with a bra made from soda cans. Then Joe can have all of the really obvious comments he wants!

  • CannedToo

    If you like rough riding, wanna come over and play?

  • CannedToo

    Hey, baby—I got a big banana, wanna make some fruit salad?

  • noneya

    Oh Canadian Football, okay. So,… why the costume? I don’t get it.

  • Carly

    Kim, you definitely took the watermelon to a whole new level. We Riders fans are our own unique brand of crazy, aren’t we?

    Grey Cup, Baby! WOOOOOOOO!!!

  • Sir William

    I think I saw her on a Starbucks logo or something . . .

  • http://run4chocolate.wordpress.com sauerkraut

    I hope that being green above the skirt doesn’t mean she’ll be green under the skirt.

  • http://deodand.typepad.com Carolyn J.

    The short answer is, Roughriders fans are insane.

  • jo

    riders are gona kick the als ass

  • Paddy

    I tell you, all breast implants now just look like they sliced a melon in half and stuck the halves to her chest!

  • HR_19

    Don’t be a spoil-sport. I vote you GTFO. More pics, sure, but don’t be a jackass.

  • kim

    LOVE IT!!!! We’re gonna win it!!!

  • EC

    GO RIDERS!!!!!!!

  • CannedToo

    Love it. Nice. :)

  • Naki

    There is a startling shortage of watermelons in Calgary due to Riders fans this weekend.

  • brik

    *they said they’re on some kinda penis lookin thing..* sarge, rvb

  • Mike

    If you drink, don’t drive, wear a watermelon bra!

  • bored

    Riders fan’s wear whatever green they can get their hands on. Watermelons are almost tradition… She just took it to a whole new level…

    http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_HXP8rkE8464/R0ur38WpKyI/AAAAAAAADD4/miUekX4rjTU/s400/011b_go_stamps_go_sept22_2k7.jpg

    You can even buy fake foam ones.

    http://www.jerseycity.ca/productDetails/1100372/1019941/1000462

    And if you’re wondering why all the green here’s the jersey…

    http://www.jerseycity.ca/productDetails/1078615/1018452/1000462

  • Cy

    …Is that a snake in her pocket?

  • Matt

    OMG SHE IS THE HOTTEST, LOOK AT HER STOMACH ASWELL. =>

  • Krazedkat

    Uhhh. Saskatchewan Roughrider’s fan much? :3

  • Chewie

    I’d take that risk, sir. Sure, she not be green downtown, but if she is that’s a story for the ages!

  • Yarhar

    I bet her name is Melon-ie

  • Wtfasaur

    Did anyone else immediately think of Old Greg? The green hair threw me off.

  • SKinBC

    Nice to see that we have a few people who know that she has a lot of Saskatchewan pride… GO RIDERS GO!

  • Hypernaut

    I’d say this gives the super bowl a whole new meaning

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