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WTF Girl Photo - He does like watching paint dry.

Anon Spotted This Painted Hottie

Never has one stared so intently; his vision heightened to hawk-like accuracy, he can see even the slightest of errors in the paint. Then a startling revelation occurs and he realizes…he’s looking at boobs!

Yours Truly,

Joe Hawtness

Favorite CommentHass: His using his xray vision to see through the paint…

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This was posted on Wednesday, December 9th, 2009 at 10:00 am

  • Someone

    This could be on photobomb. Check the guy on the left lmao.

  • Hass

    His using his xray vision to see through the paint…

  • jurgs

    I’d like to do her top coat

  • Daadaa

    Damn, should have studied art if you can do this. ;P

  • http://run4chocolate.wordpress.com sauerkraut

    This is truly a wtf hawt… but the paint job on her backside is a bit… cracked.

  • Me

    I don’t know if it’s semi-gloss or not, but it certainly isn’t flat.

  • johno

    Apparently shes was hot enough to get a second trip to the home page.

  • Skill-less

    A picture perfect bikini for nudists! There’s only one thing wrong with it……. It takes the fun out of watching tops get ripped off by waves! That and how’s a guy supposed to get it off when he gets her home?

  • SkyDude

    This is one time when watching paint dry is very fun!

  • bug man

    Steve focuses hard to finally see the image in the “magic eye” painting.

  • meyou

    Is everyone else oblivious to the fact it is ANOTHER chick painting the nude chick?!?! I mean, y’all keep talking about some guy stareing. What guy?

  • Bill

    I could fap to this… and I just might, everyone look away.

  • noneya

    It’s paint not a chastity belt!

  • Chipmunk

    paint tend to wash off in waves, so you still get naked ladies.

  • http://run4chocolate.wordpress.com sauerkraut

    Use your tongue; she will love you forever if you do it correctly.

  • http://run4chocolate.wordpress.com sauerkraut

    Guy on the left side of the photo; he’s looking at her pits to make sure she shaved it all off.

  • CockCunt

    This is exactly the kind of woman I want to beat the shit out of me.

  • me

    At any moment lazers are going to shoot out of that guy’s eyes, I just know it

  • falcon05

    She’s getting body paint applied as per Tiger’s detailed specifications.

  • deadmeat

    That is wandering to himself…how many lick will it take, before she turns around and slap him.

  • James

    How do you find parties like this?

  • GT

    Definitely miscategorized – there’s nothing FAIL about the painted one…

  • CannedToo

    Stop complaining. You can do it while she’s “fully clothed” in the middle of the waves.

  • CannedToo

    It looks so three dimensional!!

  • CannedToo

    So, why is the guy not painting? Wouldn’t that be the fun part?

  • bug man

    must… find… camouflaged… nipple…

  • Freek

    Tom Sawyer wouldn’t need to do much convin’cin to get me to paint that!

  • Turd-licker

    Too Late. I already did. Actually, its how they got the paint to cover her in the first place. SPLAT

  • CannedToo

    Now THIS is soccer.

  • CannedToo

    Oops. Wrong thread!

  • rockymarlow

    the only thing fail about this is the color choice i wouldve went with a clear coat

  • Gleef

    Nice link, tho :-)

  • CannedToo

    My fave is the second to the last.

  • http://evylrobot.com/ Evyl Robot

    “When you said you wanted to paint me, I thought it would be more like Titanic.”

  • Holz

    That’s what you get when you ask a blonde if you can paint her naked…

    They indeed have more fun!

  • Starsky

    If she takes it off, does that make her a paint stripper?

  • Jp

    He doesn’t know, but his life is getting better in a lot of levels. Just watch:

    http://www.themedguru.com/20091206/newsfeature/stare-boobs-longer-life-study-86131320.html

  • Donzilla

    Painting by numbers sure is a lot hawter than I remember.

  • http://oldweakandpathetic.com heySkippy

    I’ve bodypainted dozens of girls hundreds of times for Fantasy Fest. It’s every bit as much fun as it looks. :)

  • np

    Y’know, I really appreciate tits and such, but the whole painted-on clothing thing is just so tired.

  • http://joemama joe

    tf the f outta that s.

  • Sora-chan

    But what if it’s lead paint?

  • Charles

    Rest assured that his vision is not the only thing that is heightened.

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