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WTF Girl Photo - What's a buffet like this cost, doesn't seem like much of a spread!

Anon Spotted This Edible Hottie

Buffets always sound like a good idea, but I never eat so much to make it seem like a good enough deal.
-Joe Hawtness

Favorite CommentMolly: Despite popular belief, thats not a buffet – please stop coming back to get new plates.

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This was posted on Tuesday, January 19th, 2010 at 8:00 am

  • Art

    I don’t usually like fish, but I’ll take it!

  • Brute

    I can see her slit. So hot.

  • zombie

    I like the Cannibal Corpse merchandise more… “Fucked With A Knife”
    :D

  • Phil

    i prefer the Montra: All You Wish To Eat…

  • Nstag8or

    I don’t know…I’m pretty damn hungry :P

  • Me

    Tuna taco – my favorite!

  • Rogue

    Someone sneezed in the salad again.

  • George Elliot sucks balls

    Classy…

  • brandon

    Mmmmm ….. fish tacos

  • Sparkmeister

    All you can eat, and never get full, unless she comes like a oil well. YeeHaa!

  • Douchebaggery

    Just think: It’s all-you-can-eat seafood! Tuna and Crabs! What could be better?

  • CampGareth

    Now why can’t I find a girl like that…

  • Paradise waits

    Maybe try going outside?

  • CampGareth

    I tried that but no-one seems interested even with the giant cardboard sign around my neck saying “I’m available!”

  • Mr. Izz

    My gf saw this pic, and immediately said, “I want to buy those panties.” Looks like I’m in for some fun in the near future.

  • Skill-less

    Looks more like a snack to me…..

  • mooseknuckle

    Keep trying…sure sounds like you’re doing it right.

  • Canman

    Your gf is a slut, and will likely be banging some other loser guy in the near future. Why are you bragging about that?

  • Alex

    haha ouch

  • Me

    I don’t think you need a cardboard sign to state the obvious…

  • robert ot

    yummy

  • Bleh

    One day god came up and asked Adam where Eve was. So he says, “She’s taking a bath in the river.” to which god replies, “Shit! I’ll never get that smell off of the fish!”

  • lump-o-shit

    I dunno, sounds like simple humor to me.. Why so spiteful?

  • NJ

    It fills your hunger AND quenches your thirst! It’s like watermelon!

  • CannedToo

    On another note, I think one of the worst jobs would be a gynecologist. Can you imagine eating out your gf/spouse after seeing the green stuff oozing out of Fat Grandma Feldman’s slit?

  • http://run4chocolate.wordpress.com sauerkraut

    If it smells like fish, let the doctor’s fingers do the walking and keep your tongue at home.

  • http://run4chocolate.wordpress.com sauerkraut

    If she does it for free, she’s slut; if she charges, she’s a no-good ho.

  • gotcanned

    good bye tasty poptart….you were yummy both ways both digesting and regurgitating.

  • http://run4chocolate.wordpress.com sauerkraut

    If she comes like an oilwell, you’d best get yourself to a doctor and some antibiotics.

  • A Random Pooka

    I also want those panties. My GF thinks they’re a great idea :P

    And the guys above slamming you and your girl is just jealous that you have one.

  • silverdoe

    So that’s why black guys…

  • Stelly

    It looks like her clit, seems to be swollen with pride. Good meals are always prepped.

  • Stelly (Male)

    I tried “stating the obvious once” be wearing those underwear into a bar……I got arrested and the wouldn’t let me put pants on……

  • Snoop-Diggity-DANG-Dawg

    That’s not all I can eat. *Trust* me…

  • Malaparte

    Baaaaaaaarf.

  • CannedToo

    Oops. Sorry. You know better than to read my comments on a full stomach by now, don’t you?

  • DroolingJockey

    Ill decide if its all I want to eat once I see the face… it could be a post op transvestite for all we know…

  • Lloyd

    I read a book about hospitals, one in which they interviewed doctors, nurses, the janitors, everybody, and printed anything they had to say about working in a hospital. Many addressed the sex lives of the staff. Seems like hospitals are highly-charged places to work. More than one nurse said they had never come across a gynecologist who didn’t love to eat it.

  • http://pluc.wordpress.com pluc

    Well that should suit Homer Simpson ;)

  • dethduck

    You Go Now! You been here four hour! There no more! You eat it all!

  • CyborgJesus

    I actually looks very appetising.

  • mooseknuckle

    awwwww shiiit!

  • CannedToo

    Always thought it would be too much of a good thing.

  • mooseknuckle

    Does you?

  • CM

    Why did I pick this week to go Vegan? Why, God?! Why do you do this to me EVERY SINGLE TIME?!! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU??

  • Mr. Izz

    Thanks. I appreciate it.

  • http://www.volny.cz/tprentis =8)-DX

    Hmm it’s interesting that men (me included) find this very attractive.. but “All you can suck” wouldn’t be so popular..

  • reaps

    hmmmm i think ill take that challenge

  • Molly

    Despite popular believe, thats not a buffet – please stop coming back to get new plates.

  • Molly

    *belief

  • k111

    that’s exactly what i was thinking!

  • B Smith

    Woman to a friend, at a party:
    “My first husband was a sex therapist, and all he wanted to do was talk about it. My second husband was a gynecologist, and all he wanted to do was look at it. My third husband was a stamp-collector— GOD, I MISS HIM.”

  • B Smith

    Woman to a friend, at a party:
    “My first husband was a sex therapist, and all he wanted to do was talk about it. My second husband was a gynecologist, and all he wanted to do was look at it. My third husband was a stamp-collector— GOD, I MISS HIM.”

  • lilnana

    Sigh. *I* want those panties, and a patron (saint) of my buffet! Dang!

  • CannedToo

    Oil’s well that ends well.

  • Hug

    awwwww someones jelous!

  • http://sekhmetreborn.deviantart.com Mrs. Davis

    *dies laughing*

  • http://sekhmetreborn.deviantart.com Mrs. Davis

    OMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM!!!!!!! *burp* Tasty!

  • littlehawk

    Charity. Yumm. Homeless vision!

  • http://she6is6fury6.tumblr.com oliviaq87

    idk if anyone else has noticed…but one of two things is going on under those panties. a)she has beef curtains (which makes the pantie even funnier, being that beef is a food) or b) she has a babypenis/giant clit…. just sayin.

  • shin0bi272

    please take a seat on my face ms. and serve me your goodies

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