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Controller Practice

Anon Spotted This T-Shirt

No, don’t touch her shirt! It’s a trap!
She’s very litigious…

-Joe Hawtness

Favorite CommentRich: Can I get some boxers with a Wiimote on them?

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  • KingCrizzo

    Do a barrel roll!

  • Neil

    Okay – what is with the girly watch on the player’s wrist?

  • Asterix

    That’s an ergonomic controller, see how it’s fitting the hand of the player!

  • Highland

    Who cares about the F-ing watch. This is the newest thing in Brest Examination Technology!!

  • Futureman

    Its a girls watch because its a girls wrist. Duh.

  • baudelaire

    Nerd heaven!! Practice your gaming AND touch boobies!!

  • Charlie

    With man hands.

  • johno

    Ya, nipples aren’t on top of a woman’s boob. Alignment fail.

  • Pellator

    Where do i get that shirt?

  • malch

    I think it’s simply down to the fact that the t-shirt was sized for a 32a and the model looks more like a 38d. Not that I can see anything who with that combination!

  • Deap

    Where can I get this Tee?

  • Jami

    Ah, but look how the arrows say to swoop towards the nipples.

  • Da Frrit

    Well, one size doesn’t always fit all.

    Some controllers are bigger than others. Plastic ones in particular.

  • Canman

    Totally agree that’s weird. He’s not even grabbing her boobs properly. Must be gay; the watch is a dead giveaway even if the poor boob-grabbing isn’t enough of a hint.

  • smrtMnky

    Somehow makes it even better that it is a girl at the controls!

  • Daap

    Again, woman touching woman’s controller-boobs. If the feminine watch didn’t tip you off, the french tips on HER fingernails should’ve done the trick. Unless it’s a gay guy (student, by the look of the background) who’s really into making sure his nails are extra queer.

    But I agree, nice cans

  • The Disemboweler

    He (she?) is grabbing those boobs like you would hold a game controller. Did you even see the pic on the t-shirt?

  • Carl

    oh great another button mashing game

  • roa

    This t-shirt has obviously been designed to teach nerd boys the proper way to handle breasts and help them overcome the paralyzing fear of being in a woman’s presence by creating an analogy to something they are familiar and comfortable with handling.

  • Rich

    Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A…

    Wait, which one is a “B” and which is an “A”?

  • Rich

    Can I get some boxers with a Wiimote on them?

  • CyberSkull

    Best. Controller. Ever.

    Also, I’m pretty sure that is a woman using it.

  • wagonlover

    rofl

  • peter

    haha you cant watermark stuff thats property of other sources

  • steve

    OH! OH! OH! I’m good at this game. Me next!

  • CannedToo

    Nah, best controller ever would be if they were my underpants, and there was an old-fashioned joystick painted on them. Then she’ll see that I’m hung like a donkey kong.

  • Lynz Catastrophe

    Now, like a few other people who have asked, i need to ask as well, where do you get this shirt, my boyfriend would get a kick out of this!! (on those rare times i wont slap him for grabbing me randomly)

  • Comrade Question

    mmmmm… controller…

  • http://run4chocolate.wordpress.com sauerkraut

    It’s a breast self-exam t-shirt… and the demo is in full flight.

  • Anonymous Coward

    Seriously, I so want this shirt!!

    If anyone knows where you can buy it please post here!

  • dw

    Maybe now I can get Liu Kang’s fatality right.

  • XelNaga

    after some minutes of crawling into a russian website, here it is : http://printshop.maryjane.ru/airwaver/15606

  • Bird

    Up, up, down, down, lick, squeeze, lick, squeeze, nip taste, nip taste, erect start.

  • KJ

    Again…where can i get this shirt?!?
    I WANT!!!

  • roa

    It’s apparently only available in Russia. At least, I couldn’t find a way to order it and ship here.

  • ShitFerBrains

    No ones said it yet,..I know, lame

    “She could put her hands on my Joy Stick”

  • XelNaga

    They seems to ship anywhere in the world if you are able to read russian (I used google translation to get the name of my country and it was in the list)

  • Hello

    What t-shirt? There’s a watch!!

  • Valhallan42nd

    Gay men love boobs. See also Isaac Mizrahi vs Scar Jo on the red carpet a few years back.

  • Jami

    Just because she doesn’t waste money on manicures doesn’t make her hands mannish.

  • The Doctor

    Yup, That’s pretty much how I became a surgical doctor. . . . . too bad I had to practice on Playstation though. . . .

  • Dan

    What happens if you enter the Konami Code?

  • MegamanNeoX

    “Nude Scene” Unlocked.

  • MegamanNeoX

    Wait Wait Wait, “Milk” Unlocked. Got My Cheats Codes Mixed Up.

  • Maxi

    OMG >.<
    Where can i get this shirt!!!!!!!!!!!

  • nissassa

    All I can think of while looking at this shirt is, PEW PEW PEW!! PEW PEW!!

  • diokletan

    How about a Thrustmaster T-Flight Stick?

  • http://www.squidoo.com/design-resource-and-inspiration-sites Fresh

    wooohooo!!!

  • tehalexxx

    where can i buy this?

  • Name

    Aw damnit! You just made me nerdgasm all over my laptop. Thanks a lot.

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