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That Cat Looks Pissed

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Favorite Comment: Reminds me of a line Johnny Carson once used. A lady was on his show and she had a pet cat and she asked “Would you like to pet my kitty?” and Carson replied “Yes, but that darn cat is in the way!”

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This was posted on Sunday, February 14th, 2010 at 6:00 am

  • dady

    and you thought she was lying about the marriage troll that lived in her privet area to protect her from premarital fornication.

  • dady

    and you had to find out the hard way, he bites..

  • dani

    yeah why not.

  • Nick Rogers

    Or really really happy?

  • Swedish_Seb

    Nice pussy.

  • swa

    Whoa! I can see her pussy!

  • Em

    Lucky cat :P

  • packagefromwales

    Reminds me of a line Johnny Carson once used. A lady was on his show and she had a pet cat and she asked “Would you like to pet my kitty?” and Carson replied “Yes, but that darn cat is in the way!”

  • Mortimer

    She’s got quite a nice pussy between her legs

  • Sheepy

    The last thing I want to see, when looking at a woman’s crotch, is that it’s looking back at me.

  • Bird

    Is this technically a scissors thing?

  • rozns

    Damn… that’s a tight pussy…

  • CannedToo

    Could everyone please skip the obvious joke unless it’s used in an original way?

  • Richard

    hmmm pussy!!!

  • CannedToo

    Oh well. It took 2 minutes for what I was hoping could be avoided wasn’t.

  • Steden

    Looks like cat hair tickles.

  • deadmeat

    I hope she don’t mind me kissing her pussy.

  • tnevaneb

    MOM! Her pussy is licking me!

  • tnevaneb

    In Soviet Russia, Pussy licks you!

  • Ferret

    so, that’s how a pussy really looks like… hum…

  • brastilica

    i wish i were the cat

  • Snausages

    I feel kinda obligated to call PETA >.>

  • Kaesr

    Ahh I see, she has a pussy-cat inbetween her legs and pussy is slang for the female genitalia, so position the head of a pussy inbetween the legs closely to the position where the pussy normally is and hilarity ensues. Well played, well played.

  • passerby

    Thank you all for this Christ-is-that-my-ex moment. I’ll treasure it forever.

  • dom

    Is she jerking herself off on that cat? It looks a bit worried.
    I’d trade places with the cat, ftw :)

  • zorg

    there’s a pussy on my pussy!

  • dom

    Is that you ex? Still got her cellphone number?

  • Devon

    It’s a trap!

  • Jami

    Yeah, PETA is known for kidnapping peoples’ pets, KILLING THEM, then throwing their bodies into a dumpster. While I don’t always agree with Pen & Teller, you really need to watch their PETA episode of B*llsh*t.

  • Jami

    Mrs. Slocombe: The Early Years.

  • Sarge

    Oh look! I found your pussy. It’s between your legs.

  • BikerRay

    “Yo, dawg, I heard you like pussy, so we put a pussy in yo pussy so you can stroke your pussy while you stroke your pussy.”

  • tnevaneb

    Did the cat smell fish?

  • Jasmyn

    What you’ve never seen an angry pussy before?

  • http://run4chocolate.wordpress.com sauerkraut

    I have no fear of the pussy in her crotch but those teeth look very very sharp.

  • http://run4chocolate.wordpress.com sauerkraut

    Well, it would give a somewhat different meaning to petting one’s pussy.

  • Starsky

    “Would you like to pet my pussy?”
    “Sure, just lose the dang cat first.”

  • slan agat

    She’s actually crying out in pain as the cat CLAWS THE CRAP OUT OF HER CALVES.

  • Dover

    Some people do not seem to know how to treat animals. Why would you do this?

  • =p

    Because the cat totally won’t get over it in two seconds…

  • Jimmy

    Agreed. PETA are terrorists who do crazy shit to try to further their agenda.
    Kooks of a feather…

  • Zach

    FINISH HIM!

  • http://run4chocolate.wordpress.com sauerkraut

    Dude. Word.

    PETA = People Eating Tasty Aminals. I’ve been a life-long member.

  • Mr Obvious

    I love all animals. right next to the potatoes and gravy!

  • Rich

    Hi, welcome to the internet.

  • Jeff

    Now that is funny.

  • DutchCourage

    The newest in organic contraception?

  • CannedToo

    Well, the girl (and probably the photographer) seems to have gotten a laugh out of it.

  • brew

    that’s one hairy pussy

  • Wm.A.Weasel

    The cat too.
    What, you didn’t know what cat laughter looks like?

  • jules

    Hello Kitty?

  • Long Before Dawn

    Reminds me of the cat in Girl Genius

  • Kelledin

    “go-on, call mee a pusseh. i darez u.”

  • Pigeon

    Oh. Hahaha. Animal abuse is funny. Why the fuck would you even put this on here? Can’t you fucking see the cat is struggling to get out…

  • CannedToo

    If you’re not trying to be funny, STFU and get a life.

  • I hate figuring out names

    It was Zsa Zsa Gabor. She says somehting about her pussy cat and then asks “Would you like to pet my pussy?”
    But you got the response right.

  • Wiggadewah

    I believe that was Zsa Zsa Gabor he said that too.

  • NuckingFutz

    That Cat appears to have some kinda growth on its head…………..

  • http://Hawtness.com Ninjacat

    WIN

  • CryogenicCat

    Ohhhhh! I get it!

  • some-random-dude

    Way to ruin the joke.

  • javi

    pussy-cat xD

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