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That Snake Is Getting Fresh

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That Snake Is Getting Fresh

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It’s A fact…constrictors love the booty.

Favorite CommentGabriel: Now we’re just a few snake-like objects near the vagina area for this to be considered tentacle rape.

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This was posted on Thursday, February 25th, 2010 at 6:00 am

  • bigbear

    At least its better than Brittneys old stuff!

  • Attila

    Ohhhhh…Sneaky..and also snakey

  • DeluxeNuts

    Bring on the “She’s fat!” comments. I think it’s cute.

  • MojoFilter

    Well, everybody knows:

    My anaconda don’t want none unless you got buns, hun!

  • dom

    good job she’s wearing pants – snakes like warm moist dark spaces to curl up in

  • J

    My anaconda don’t want none unless you got buns, hon’….

  • J

    That’s sad if that’d be considered ‘fat’. That’s sexy hot.

  • CannedToo

    I didn’t think you could train snakes. It must have taken her a while.

  • CannedToo

    At this point, I bet she wishes it were a rattlesnake.

  • yersinia

    i do like women with curves. *hrrrr*

  • http://paperorplastic.comicgenesis.com Astragali

    “Tentacles! It’s supposed to be tentacles!”

    “I don’t have anything with tentacles! Just this snake…”

    “Oh, it’ll have to do then. I’ll get the camera. Won’t be as popular in Japan, though…”

  • Cyradis

    “Training” a snake just involves getting it accustomed to being handled, and having it assume that people are safe to be around. Easier to start them as hatchlings, curl up the baby snake in palm of hand – hand = warmth = comfort. Then they end up liking being held. This chick has a mighty fine snake I dare say! They make a nice picture :)

  • allen

    looks like its been there before

  • TimKring

    I´d say its an albino tiger python.

  • cookeez

    SO nice

  • revolution724

    My anaconda don’t want none unless you’ve got buns, hon.

  • revolution724

    …dammit, somebody else beat me to it.

  • CannedToo

    Well, I meant training it to massage her hooha. Training it to be handled is the easy part.

  • passerby

    So, “tentacle” then. Still enough for tentacle porn.

  • Leviticus

    If I were that snake I’d be doing the same thing.

  • The_Unpleasant_Saytr

    ahh! asssnake!

  • The_Unpleasant_Saytr

    or if you prefer: that’s one fresh snake! sneakysnake.

  • David

    That snake clearly enjoys listening to “Baby Got Back”! I do too!!

  • Hillbilly

    Win.

  • Dr. Dot

    That snake’s not gettin’ fresh. That snake is holdin’ on.

  • carnifex

    arghh,now i’ll have that stuck in my head all day!

  • Canman

    She’s not fat, but she’s not fit either. It wouldn’t hurt her legs to take up jogging or something like that. But still, she’s fairly “do”able the way she is.

  • http://www.squidoo.com/getting-started-in-network-marketing Fresh

    oh yeah! it’s knows what’s going on!

  • eddy

    She’s feminine.

  • eddy

    Old virgin priests last dying words… I believe in reincarnation, I’m coming back as a snake… one of them exotic albino types… for strippers.

  • gotcanned

    i like snakes, i havn’t thought about why but i am sure that this is one reason why.

  • jesi

    it wouldnt hurt her legs to be wrapped around my waist, either. ahem.

  • membreya

    You know what annoys me … if a woman is chubby she is either “healthy” “feminine” “voluptuous” “curvaceous” etc ….but if a guy has love handles or doesn’t have a perfect six pack suddenly he’s overweight and unattractive????

  • CannedToo

    In the words of Shakira, “The hips don’t lie.”

  • CannedToo

    I think you mean testicles. You can borrow Canman’s.

  • Zontar

    Seriously? You think heavy guys have it harder than heavy women? Yeah, name all the overweight actors you can think of. Now name all of the overweight actresses.

    Compare. Consider.

  • J

    She’s anything but “chubby”. Women naturally have a higher body fat percentage than men, and it’s easier for most men to lose weight because of a higher muscle content (bigger muscles require more energy to use, hence more weight loss).
    It’s a natural balance that women with some softness are more attractive because that’s how a female’s body is naturally. And it’s hot.
    A little softness on a man has never exactly been described as attractive in any way.

  • http://awesome-mediocrity.tumblr.com Gabriel

    Now we’re just a few snake-like objects near the vagina area for this to be considered tentacle rape.

  • CannedToo

    But, no, she’s not even close to fat. Not even close to chunky.

  • Steve

    this porno is going one of three ways: she dances around with the snake, she uses the snake as an insertable sex toy, or the snake squeezes her to death and eats her.

  • http://paperorplastic.comicgenesis.com Astragali

    Erm, no. Both passerby and I meant tentacles :)

  • Tom’s Devil

    I’ve herd of tucking back, but this is ridiculous!

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