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I can’t wait to see the man boob version.

-Joe Hawtness

Favorite CommentSarah: As a F-cup woman, this isn’t a bad idea actually. You try having a 5 lb. bag of flesh pulling on your neck all night. I don’t think I’ll pay $55 dollars to place a small dildo between my breasts though.

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This was posted on Wednesday, March 3rd, 2010 at 6:00 am

  • http://femme.perturbee.net/ Perturbee

    Joe, I fail to see any Hawtness in this. Funny WTF, but hot? Nah!

  • Sarah

    As a F-cup woman, this isn’t a bad idea actually. You try having a 5 lb. bag of flesh pulling on your neck all night. I don’t think I’ll pay $55 dollars to place a small dildo between my breasts though.

  • Siau

    F-cup?
    I think I have an idea for a new hawtness-post :)

  • Christopher

    lol @Sarah, that was hawter than the video

  • The_Kid

    That definitely looks like a small dildo, I could just put my hand there and hold up their breast when they sleep.

  • roa

    I’ve never known anyone with this problem.

  • http://jamisings.wordpress.com/ jamisings

    I think their sleepless nights come more from the uncomfortable nightwear they choose then their boobies.

  • Petro Lhead

    Can you use a second one for the bottom? ))

  • Dirty O’man

    F-Cup? yeah right i wont believe you until i see visual proof!
    Show me pictures..

    please?

  • DoctorSpooky

    I would do this job for free. All night, every night!

  • chris

    Id pay 55 dollars to see it :-)

  • chris

    This is my second favorite commericial. Right behind the shake-weight

  • asdfa

    That woman at the beginning has fantastic cans.

  • Rogue Squirrel

    Breasts uncomfortable while sleeping on your side? Use an all-natural support system: my hands! Colors come in white and sort of pink. For C-cups and larger. The cost is…There is no cost! Let me get my hands on them boobies!

  • Agent00

    I would like some photographic evidence that this condition is as bad as you say it is.

  • pineapple

    Did they just patent the handjob?

    Wow. That’s ballsy.

  • horncat

    Kush, tush, and bush. Surely someone out there can come up with a clever rhyme that ties them all together?

  • Vince

    I would offer the same support, for less money, and I also am anatomically designed. I will also occasionally offer an organic and natural skin treatment.

  • Chass

    I’ve seen this product and have been tempted to buy it. My breasts weigh 4-5 lbs all together. Sleeping on my side with no support is incredibly uncomfortable. I eventually figured out that I could just sleep with the edge of a small pillow jammed between them.

    And yeah, my guy can hold them up with his hands when we’re awake and just cuddling, but that’s not feasible the entire night.

  • chris

    I have to wonder who invented this thing.
    I can just imagine some married women sitting around having coffee -
    “Have you ladies ever noticed when you give your hubs a HJ a few times a week your triceps are tighter?”
    “Yea. Someone should invent something that does the same thing – but without the unplesantness of having to do the HJ part.”

  • chris

    I’ll sell you an empty aluminum foil roll for 25.00 :-)

  • Marcus

    I suddenly believe in reincarnation and wish to come back as her kush.

  • http://jamisings.wordpress.com/ jamisings

    There’s one for men too.

  • A Random Pooka

    Hey, this isn’t 4chan!

  • gotcanned

    love the behind the head technique

  • Srsly

    I’ve got D’s and this is not a huge problem. On nights when it is, that’s when sports bras are useful, and much less than $55. I don’t think I’d like a mini-dildo between my boobs all night, if I’m trying to sleep.

  • gotcanned

    there is nothing mini about that wanna-be-dildo. Its as big as her wrist.

  • http://anonnew2bp.wordpress.com anonnew2bp

    Those gay men look even more gay

  • Pedobear

    Pics or it didn’t happend.

  • RoyBatty

    How is no one commenting on the name of this product????!

    Obviously, it was invented by some busty stoner chick who shoved her own dildo between her boobs one night.

  • CM

    To be honest, I’m a little intimidated by the people who call this thing a “mini” dildo.

  • http://jamisings.wordpress.com/ jamisings

    Considering it’s not even phallic shaped. I mean it’s got a knob on BOTH sides.

  • Scott

    Wow! Ladies, I can help you with this and I won’t even charge you $29.95. In fact, if you do it long enough I’ll throw in a protein drink.

  • spacey

    I am 38H and, let me tell you, I need a koosh! My mans hand isn’t always there. lmao

  • spacey

    yeah, i use a pillow when the man hand isn’t available haha le sigh.

  • emptyshell

    Actually, $55 would be a really cheap dildo.

  • myntee

    i have d’s and i have absolutely no issue. i go braless all the time and they barely budge. if its that much of a problem wear a stretchy fabric singlet or light support sports bra.
    for your breasts to get to the size where they’re sliding all over the place they must be of a pretty outlandish size.
    i know im gonna offend some ppl but breasts that big are either fake and don’t need support cos they’re like rocks, or on obese women and are probably supported by folds of fat.

  • myntee

    niether, this just seems silly to me…

  • Carl

    at least you have an option
    what do I do with the 5lb bag of flesh pulling on my hip

  • http://www.twitter.com/arruniel Arruniel McGondor

    I thought this was what throw pillows were for. I tried borrowing my guy’s arm for the night, but his hand fell asleep… Usually I just roll up my quilt and use that for support. Also, I had no idea this was such a common problem.

  • Pamela

    You don’t necessarily want to see F cup breasts. I have them, too, and mine aren’t very likeable.

    I think you could get away with putting a small ace bandage there.

  • Pamela

    Pics or it didn’t happen.

  • Pamela

    Hmm…that was supposed to go above to Carl. That said, I sleep with one of my hands between each breast slightly holding one for support. It helps minimally.

  • Erika

    LMAO WIN!

  • Skull

    Thats pretty wide, and you call it a small dildo? You must be really loose down there.

  • causeisaidit

    yea right. Go ahead and hold a couple of melons for a while and see if you don’t wish for grapefruit instead.

    BTW I love when my guy holds mine. So much better than a bra.
    Now , if only it was ok to walk around outside like that,
    a-la Janet jackson cd cover from so very long ago?

  • Angela

    That’s not a bad idea, i have D-cup sized breasts and well it sucks….probably wouldn’t come in a big enough size for me nor my family who run to have size Double D and F.

  • Kotone

    I have DD and i just sleep with a teddybear between my boobs, it works fine and its cute ^o^

  • Jennabelle

    Or you can save your money and just use someone’s hands instead- win/win situation

    Face mask also included free of charge

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