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She Just Blue Herself.

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“You know what you do, you buy a tape recorder and record yourself for a whole day. I think you’ll be surprised at some of your phrasing.” -Michael Bluth

-Joe Hawtness

Favorite CommentCanman: Who cares how old she is?!? She’s f’ing hot! The best chick posted in a long time! 15, 18, who gives a crap?
John M: Because I’m 32 and I prefer women I don’t have to buy beer for.
Judo: Comment WIN!

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This was posted on Thursday, March 4th, 2010 at 10:00 am

  • Jimmy

    She bang the entire smurf village or something?

  • Tara

    Avatar costume: you’re doing it wrong

  • John Riddick

    haha
    smurf spodge,…hehe

  • Lurch

    It’s smurfbukkake!

  • tara

    Avatar costume: you’re doing it wrong.

  • Lurch

    yeah yeah, we know you said that. You don’t have to repeat it.

  • CountessKitty

    I’d lick her clean ;D

  • baudelaire

    Well if you have a Blue MAN Group, then you have to have Blue Women, too…

  • Jimmy

    My favorite color too.

  • gotcanned

    paint, go-gurt, or selsen blue?

  • exnihil

    Am I the only one that notices that she has perfect tits? Almost suspiciously perfect tits……

  • Dogg

    If that’s go-gurt I want some

  • tara

    The interwebs: I’m doin’ it wrong. Ha.

  • Bertand

    Smurfette just evolved into ???

  • chez

    Cleanup!

  • Matthew

    Damn those are perfect, everything looks good though.

  • JAWs

    Next stop, Pepperland!

  • OhNoMyDroid

    This is easily the most defining piece from my blue period.

  • The Disemboweler

    Why is one of the tags “arrested development”?
    Oh, and nice tits.

  • ShitFerBrains

    Smurf Wad? damn,…I going to have to start looking in the bathroom after my wife walks out in the bedroom with that blue stuff caked on.

  • Leviticus

    Damn those are perfect tits. And under that blue paint is a cute face. Me want.

  • horncat

    Avatar 2: the Humans Strike Back.
    I trust the paint is non-toxic, flavorful, and easily licked, I mean, washed off.

  • steve

    Now there’s a man I’d like to kiss between the cheeks-tobias funke-1st ever analrapist- that’s analysist/therapist

  • Whitechapel

    This is Sexy Pattycake, boys. She’s a tease, so enjoy this.

  • MrODoyl

    BEAUTIFUL fucking TITS, man!

  • Bari Sax

    This is why it’s tagged Arrested Development:

    If you haven’t ssen the show it’s not as funny… but it’s still good.

    And she is GORGEOUS.

  • 666

    Is the Blue Thing EATABLE….

    I like to try…

  • CM Mau

    Nice “Arrested Development” quote, Joe. Actually, you can get a lot of quotes from there, specially from Tobias… God, I love that show

  • soundofbread

    because there is a quote from michael bluth

  • OhNoMyDroid

    Whaaa?

  • Bill

    This is Patty Cake, she has lots of great sets like this… Yay boobies!

  • toluju

    More pictures of the same girl, not sure of the source though: http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/36053/5df4db4b/nog_meer_blauwe_mensen.html

  • http://awesome-mediocrity.tumblr.com Gabriel

    Strangest thing about this picture?

    I’m listening to “My Unfortunate Erection” while staring at it.

    Also, my roommate’s girlfriend was in the room and noticed it.

    The picture, not my erection.

    She’s singing the words to the song, though.

  • quizzical

    Specially made face cream brought to you by smurfs

  • Gator Sean

    who is the girl? She is uber hawtness. Any other pics? Will pay $$

  • nizzle

    the headline is awesome :D its like

    Looks like someone just… *puts on sunglasses* …Blue herself

    YYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!11

  • FadedLY

    Oh the things you can do with a gallon of Go-Gurt and a Kiddie Pool..

  • rj

    MOAR is wanted

  • MadChad

    I’ve heard of blue balls before, but…

  • Canman

    Upon seeing this pic, I think I just blew something too.

  • ergh

    Doing it right!

  • Mortis

    I give her a B+

  • jizzedinmypants

    and i blued in my pants..

  • Skitz

    She’s blue, I’m red. Tonight we make a whole lot of purple.

  • Mac

    dear god I hope that stuff is edible ~drools~ I’d clean her sooooooo gooooooood

  • Gersh

    She caught someone’s blue balls exploding all over her

  • http://www.dynamictic.info/ Classics

    Hooooooot ! :P
    Feel free to send me an email or something. ^^

  • EngineeringGirl

    Win!

  • John

    Magnificently perfect tits. I noticed…

  • EngineeringGirl

    Suddenly those two things seem like an amazing combination.

  • Terry

    I don’t know…she’s kind of fat

  • Herby

    Pentium Man just came!

  • http://paperorplastic.comicgenesis.com Astragali

    She is the face of Jell-O’s rejected campaign to promote their Blue Raspberry pudding… :)

  • MaxArt

    She overdid a little her Samus Haran Zero Suit.
    https://webspace.utexas.edu/sry74/Website/pics/ZeroSuitSamus.jpg

  • Zanegief

    That would be pattycake if anyone cares.

  • -_-

    BLACK PEOPLE DON’T CUM BLACK, INDIANS DON’T CUM RED, ASIANS DON’T CUM YELLOW…. WHY THE HELL WOULD SMURFS CUM BLUE? exactly… they wouldn’t -_-

  • John M

    Thanks for the link! She has the face of a 12 year old when the paint’s removed. Not so ‘me gusta’.

  • nerill

    Ya, it’s too bad. I bet the original ones were pretty nice just the way they were.

  • David

    Lot’s of Hawtness, No WTF. Unless The W stands for Want!

  • midgetmackenzie
  • Snipes

    For all of you who I know have been looking:

    http://www.sexypattycake.com/

  • Dogboy

    I teal you what, she’d be hot on Nickelodeon.

  • Herby

    If they are fake, I want the name of that surgeon to help out my future wife

    I like what I see!

  • exnihil

    If seeing is believing then oh baby, I’m a believer

  • Eheroes11123

    Unable to secure good scholarships smurfett had to turn to other means to pay her way through college….

  • Duane

    Handy smurf finally gets his after years of being led on by Smurfette.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1185846145 jokerswild1987

    The reason the Avatar sex scene went straight to dvd

  • Kalle

    Yet another proof that wearong lots of make-up makes you look older.

  • Tom

    nobody seems to have noticed…
    but she’s got a perfect smile on her pretty face and her eyes are smiling too! i love her!

  • aomao

    You know the smurfs ? The anime with tiny little cute blue dwarves ?
    She’s been cummed by the smurfs in a bang bang !!

  • Incer

    Fake. The curve where they with the body is too hard, should be softer…

  • Incer

    erm… “Where they CONNECT with the body”

  • The Golden Fox

    i hit dat

  • ahlycks

    man i need to know her name

  • http://EVEONLINE.com John Riddick

    Hey SEXXXY PATTYCAKES,…..Can we see if your wearing PANTIES!
    Did the paint get down that far?
    NEED and towel
    Can i Help?
    OMFGWTFBBQ,…INSTAWOOD!

  • fiendishrabbit

    …no kidding. Although I’d probably say “15″ (as she looks eeriely much like one of my friends sister did 10 years ago when she was 15, except for the boobs).
    Regardless of how great the body&breasts are that kind of face is a major turnoff for anyone older than 21 (well, anyone older than 21 that isn’t into lolicon).

  • Skitz

    Like to see her wiggle and a jiggling.

  • American Dave

    It’s been a long time since we’ve had some decent pics. Lately they’ve sucked more ass than Roseanne’s thong.

    Thank you for this one!!!

  • John

    I bet they’re real. Young women can have perfect tits.

  • HR19

    This chick has a super cute face and smile, with a super sexy body.

  • Bird

    Hey it’s like smur- aww crap, they beat me to it.

  • midgetmackenzie
  • http://EVEONLINE.com John Riddick

    the whole ROSEANNE comment was jsut WRONG!

    Just the thought of it makes me wanna barf chunks man,..
    DONT GO THERE AGAIN!,…PLEASE!

  • A friend

    Girl’s name is Pattycake. Apparently, she’s something of a foreign porn star. I followed a link on the german site.

  • random lolcat

    Hunter S. Thompson for the win>

  • shouldwork

    Absolutely Gorgeous

  • Bill

    Read the other comments. It’s Pattycake…

  • EpicWtfBbqSauce

    Clearly she was being held hostage by the blue man group when chuck Norris roundhoused them in the process of rescuing boobs – I mean her… Boobs

  • Michael

    Now I know why all the smurfs except for smurfella are smiling!

  • Long before dawn

    I vote for Blue Goo gel.

  • Druston

    Um. The Smurfs wasn’t an anime series.

  • Herby

    Agreed, and if shes mostly gland, then they will stay nice looking longer, its the chicks with mostly fat in the boob that end up with fried eggs nailed to the wall

    Think about it, MILFs have great tits!

  • Herby

    The second pic in the series is a godsend!

  • Herby

    I like how her age is “Legal”

    Legal where?

  • Herby

    and the photo shopped pasties are like termites to my wood

  • Canman

    Who cares how old she is?!? She’s f’ing hot! The best chick posted in a long time! 15, 18, who gives a crap?

  • CannedToo

    Better than the red kind.

  • CannedToo

    Sorry, they’re fake. They have a recurve. Spectacular, but fake.

  • CannedToo

    That color is actually patented by Tiffany’s. If she’s not named Tiffany, they might just sue.

  • Lamia

    Holy shit, you guys are retarded. Can you seriously not tell the difference between round hard fake-ass tits like this and real ones? I weep for our future.

  • John M

    Because I’m 32 and I prefer women I don’t have to buy beer for.

  • slupine

    At least I’m not the only one who noticed… even with the paint she has kind of a “babyface” and it’s creeping me way out…

  • THATONEKID

    She must REALLY like the blueman group.

  • nerill

    Couldn’t agree more Cann. But why do already beautiful women do that to themselves?

  • JOEYSS

    wow i think that u should look at the last one

  • gotcanned

    HA!! You cannot take my poptarts away.
    you would have though
    If I had any.

  • Danny the wonder squid

    If this is relevant to your interests, then you may also be interested in:

    http://www.imagefap.com/gallery.php?gid=881067&view=2

    Personally I’m finding the link at the bottom to ‘Gay Military Dating’ really funny – misplaced add or at people overcompensating?

  • MrODoyl

    :-) Thanks for noticin’.

  • Joebama

    Um… because they’re fictional?

  • Judo

    Comment WIN!

  • ian

    HELLO SMURFETTE!

  • smg.

    I was going to ask if she had spring break in Pandora.

  • LittlePeoplePorno

    you rock!

  • Thor

    Maybe now she can make that dinner reservation. (Since she blew herself early)

  • Canman

    So, you feel guilty about beating off to a 17 + 364 day old hottie, but you’re perfectly fine with beating off to her the next day?

  • Lesmonster

    I’ed smurf that.

  • Kevin

    This is quite possibly my all-time favorite pic on this site.

  • CannedToo

    I have no idea. I don’t even know why already ugly women do it to themselves. I’m opposed to body modifications (tattoos and piercings too), except for my penis reduction of course.

  • CannedToo

    Blurp. Gurgle.

  • CannedToo

    Maybe she has to cover them in blue paint to cover up the Tara Reid Frankenboob-type scars.

  • CannedToo

    Actually, come to think of it, I’m that color blue. Maybe she’s the one underneath me last night. It was dark and I was drunk. I vaguely remember big boobs were involved—I hope it was her and not Jack Black.

  • NorthernTerror

    Not to mention they don’t reproduce sexually, even if they were real.

  • OhNoMyDroid

    Har, har Canned…but seriously, had I coated her in red goop, would you have any hesitation at all?

  • midgetmackenzie

    Seriously guys, let’s not mass debate over this…

  • Leak

    I know they’re gonna make a Smurfs movie with Neil Patrick Harris in it, but I’m not exactly sure that this is how a casting call works…

  • that guy

    she was in a AVATAR Bukkake

  • Nyghtslave

    Smurfette never looked this hot before!

  • GAU 8 Avenger

    “And if it means I have to take a chubby, I will suck it up”

  • Anonimus

    Inspired by Eiffel 65.

  • Jack

    You’re right, Tom, she is absolutely gorgeous. There is a an amazing sweetness in her face that draws me much more than the bodacious ta-tas.

  • bns

    I’d rather see her pink.

  • bns

    that is… her IN pink

  • exnihil

    I’m not opposed to tattoos and piercings as long as they’re not in some places

  • gotcanned

    i am tempted to say something mean……so i will.

    “You want to make that pencil smaller then it already is?”

  • Horta

    it’s time to sing: i’m blue da ba dee da ba daaa…

  • hotforyou

    i just wish that was cum…

  • Gerg

    She by gawd needs to be a regular here.

  • METROIDMASTER

    Please tell me you did “Haran” on accident.
    Otherwise…
    FAIL

  • METROIDMASTER

    Win! Have you seen Brawl Taunts, then?

  • Goku

    AH, she is Russian (no surprise there)

  • Jocasta

    oh my god… BLUEBIES!!

  • ryan1000000

    hell yes!

  • ryan1000000

    personally, id rather not wait a day.

  • Kevin

    it’s sexypattycake.com

  • http://EVEONLINE.com John Riddick

    HEY PATTYCAKES,…..how about you,…me,…..and a gallon of red waterbase,…..

    Ill bring the brushes and the drop cloth,…
    >>>EVIL GRIN<<< hehehe
    Just leave a note,…PLEASE!!!!!

    like that will ever happen……..

  • Kat

    Trust me she’s not 15. I’d know. *looks around nervously*
    19, 20, she can buy her own damn beer.

  • boobies

    its patty.. http://www.pattycakeonline.com shes legal..

  • crane

    TOBIAS FUNKE FTW

  • Jake

    Umm, that is porn star known as Patty Cake if any of you suckers want to see more….

  • Chris

    Hey, I’m 32 and I don’t drink, so she’s all good to me ^_^

  • Francis

    who cares fake or real? fap fap fap fap

  • Joe

    She goes by Pattycake as someone mentioned above, and she is more than legal to pose this way. She has her own website and banks on her young looks.

  • http://Hawtness.com Ninjacat

    WTF? is she fat if she doesn’t look like she recently escaped from Auschwitz?

  • Hue Mann

    reminds me of the blue man group

  • cahoma

    Avatar: you’re doing it wrong

  • —-

    More like she’s doing it RIGHT

  • Jack

    OK listen up. I am into this sort of thing, and believe me i know A LOT of websites and models. This is Patty Cake and her website is http://sexypattycake.com/. She dresses up, plays with food/slime alot, mostly always shows her feet and she has one of the most freshest and beautiful faces ever which makes her so unique amongst all the other common looking models.
    Oh and she does everything herself, and is her own style. And shes deffinetly over 18, use your head-i know it, you know it and guess what, the person who uploaded it deffinetly knew it or else he wouldnt of found the picture in the first place, but hell wouldnt he be dead if he didnt upload a picture on here for the ego stroke and popularity.

    So love it, its legal and shes a legend ;)

  • kira

    u stupid $&%!tard if u think she’s fat than u must hate all women that don’t look like .5 pound twigs

  • dragonsoul

    she paid for them, they’re hers, therefore they are real…lol

  • Nix

    LOL @ midgetmackenzie! You did mean “mass debate” as a pun, right?

  • rahka

    she call herself sexy pattycake and she have made some gallery of teasing…and she’s more then 19 years old

  • shin0bi272

    Sauce!

  • trojan man

    so far there are 3 different links.

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