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It’s 1979, on the cusp of a new decade and we’re ready to toss our inhibitions to the wind.
-Joe Hawtness

Favorite Commentafufle!: p = picture
a = p contains high “WTF” value
b = p contains a woman
set u (“Unrelated”) states: “WTF photos and videos”
p (photo) is a potential member of set u if and only if a
set h (“Hawtness”) states: “The women of WTF”
p is a potential member of set h if and only if a AND b
This photo is highly weird and elicited a “wtf”. The (human) subject is presumably female.
this picture is both WTF and contains a woman, therefore, p is a potential member of BOTH set u and set h
photo is valid
but still very creepy

This is amazing.

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This was posted on Wednesday, March 17th, 2010 at 10:00 am

  • Flabergast

    uhhhhhh… wtf… is there peanut butter involved

  • Leviticus

    I’ve not seen this particular book, but I’ve seen a few just like it and if the cover art isn’t enough for you the contents should be. UGH!

  • http://helmet.kafuka.org Kawa

    Bad Fido! BAD DOG!

  • grond

    “A pet book”. Doh.

  • Monty

    wtf that dog isn’t Fabio

  • Trirnoth

    Okay. so the cover art wasn’t just a big misunderstanding:
    http://www.aeclassics.net/PBPage03.html
    This book along with other classics like Beast-Raped Mom And Daughter, Animal Farm Orgy, …

  • Ohmydog

    http://www.jonathankellerman.com/ ..all I’m sayin. Nice pug, John.

  • me

    More like, “Good doggy! Good boy!”

  • http://www.jonesalley.blogspot.com Milo Johnson

    And they call it…

  • bill

    This is just gross.

  • yoyoma

    Photoshopped. That doesn’t look like a real dog to me.

  • dsd21

    nice tits

  • milo

    hawtness this is not

  • Dante

    I thought I had clicked on Picture Is Unrelated, but its Hawtness……wtf dude, how’d this get picked?

  • afufle!

    p = picture
    a = p contains high “WTF” value
    b = p contains a woman
    set u (“Unrelated”) states: “WTF photos and videos”
    p (photo) is a potential member of set u if and only if a
    set h (“Hawtness”) states: “The women of WTF”
    p is a potential member of set h if and only if a AND b
    This photo is highly weird and elicited a “wtf”. The (human) subject is presumably female.
    this picture is both WTF and contains a woman, therefore, p is a potential member of BOTH set u and set h
    photo is valid

    but still very creepy

  • Abe

    best part of that website is the pic of him with an akward smile holding a dog.

    they say “write what you know!”

  • ShitFerBrains

    Ah,…skin so smooth, like a peach. Looks like it’s fixing to get “Ruff’d” up

  • Chass

    Ugh, I actually conversed with a woman like that on a random site once. She argued that it was perfectly natural, and in no way wrong, since her dog enjoyed it so much. I kind of wanted to smash her face with a brick.

  • Kuro

    Gives new meaning to the term: “Doggy Style”

  • Aloysius

    I’m always happy to discover sick perverse materials like this, cuz it makes me feel so gosh darn normal and wholesome. And a touch aroused…I mean, there IS a boob in the picture. And the dog totally slappin dat ass? Shoot, that’s hot as hell.

  • Alicia

    i’m pretty sure that john kellerman and the one that wrote the above book are two different people. i mean he seems fairly well known and seems to deal mostly in non-ew-we’re-all-gonna-burn-in-hell-for-this sorta books. i dunno. maybe the pug is trying to warn us.

  • ShitFerBrains

    So yer snatch is so stanky a dog wouldn’t tough it? LOL

  • Thor

    The dog is thinking “Jeeze lady, come on, let’s get this over with, I have a mail man to bark at at 2:30″

  • http://jamisings.wordpress.com/ jamisings

    It’s a drawing, not a photo.

  • greyangel

    googled the title, it is online here http://neatopotato.net/xnovel/pb219-a-girls-best-friend the damn girl is in a three-way with a horse and the dog by the bottom of the page. Is this really THE Johnathan Kellerman? Geez he has come a long way!

  • Kelledin

    Girl and dog…OK.

    Girl is hawt and naked…WTF?

    Dog is feeling up hawt naked girl’s ass…GTFO!

    Hawt girl is in the process of slipping off panties……..

    OMFGWTFBBQ!!!!

    That does it; the hawtness is gone. And the book is EXACTLY what it appears to be?

    God damn, I feel like dry-heaving. The bad thing is, I’m aware of ppl sick enough to do that…

  • horncat

    Personally, I would have preferred “The Big Book of Lesbian Horse Stories” and yet, it is fascinating that there are people so desperate to be a published author (“I wrote a book!”) that they will stoop to anything — and even keep their name from that book for their subsequent works. There probably is a fascinating story behind how this book came to be — a pity Mr. Kellerman hasn’t written it.

  • master baiter

    Why is it that a dildo, that is an inanimate plastic object, does not raise hackles in anyone except a fundamentalist Christian? (and a fundamentalist Muslim. Have you noticed there is an unbelievable lot of common ground between the two?) And yet, a dog, living, loving, wagging it’s tail, is totally unacceptable. Why? I mean, why, as long as a dildo IS acceptable?

  • ShitFerBrains

    LMFAOROF^^^ Win

  • Nice try

    Wrong Jonathon Kellerman

  • Syntax42

    This is more of a question of ethics than religion. The majority of society (religious or not) feels that bestiality is wrong. If you really want to know, some (more strict versions of) religions also feel that pleasuring oneself is wrong.

  • Wylie Wilde

    “Oh @#$! how can I screw this hot babe now?” or

    “WTF? You mean I go seconds after Fido???”

    Kate (from the TV series LOST by Evangeline Lilly) gets bored, real bored.

  • knob jockey

    the drawing has been photoshopped

  • John

    Master, I go back and forth between two answers. Pick one:
    1) Because we’re different species, and in general we don’t have sex with different species. On the other hand, a dildo is just a tool.
    2) You’re crazy. Go fuck a dog for all I care.

  • Roman

    damn it. I just sent him fan mail…

  • Roman

    Rule 14

  • http://jamisings.wordpress.com/ jamisings

    Yeah, no it’s not. Sadly, it’s a real book.

  • http://jamisings.wordpress.com/ jamisings

    There’s certain things you don’t have sex with. Kids, dead people, and animals, because it’s just sick, perverted, and wrong.

  • Noamsayin

    Just when I think the internet can’t get any weirder . . .

  • Hey

    That bitch is hot!

  • otto-moe-bill

    further-more and still sadly.

    it’s a real drawing on a real book. Both a artist and a author thought about this for awhile before doing it……….

  • ThatsWhatSheSaid

    Animals have sex with other animals all the time.

    And we are just animals with a big ego.

  • Joanna

    A artist? A author? Try “an” next time.

  • Coyttl

    Oh, people dry-heave all the time, it possibly natural in cases like this. :)

  • Arashii

    Oddly enough, the first thing that popped in my head was that the girl taking off her panties looks a bit like Meghan Fox.

  • MDT

    $2.95, that’s pretty cheap

  • similar

    @Milo – haha, nice!

  • Snippy

    Thanks for letting us know.
    Now then, could you look into whether the ocean contains water?

  • Snippy

    Sadly, for Otto, there would be no next time.

  • Snippy

    No, it doesn’t.

  • Snippy

    Well done! Thank you, Coyttl! :)

  • Snippy

    Except without the deformed mutant thumbs.

  • Snippy

    Well, of course they have to stoop down. Dogs are low to the ground, y’know.

  • otto-moe-bill

    Grammar Nazi! You forgot I didn’t capitalize my sentences jack-off.

    Thanks for playing.

  • whatthef

    hahahahahhahaha

  • lordy

    That bitch looks like Megan Fox!!

  • Chris

    Also by the same author (according to http://pulpnovelproject.com/title_page.php?id=4952 ): “Girl On A Leash”, “Her Three Dog Night”, “Teacher’s Dog”, “Sister’s Dog”, “Dog-Raped Virgin”, “Erica’s Dog Hunger”, “The Virgin’s Canine Craving”, “Dog-Loving Teenager”, “The Virgin’s Pet”, “Hot Bitch Sisters”, “A Girl And Her Dogs”, “Puppy-Loving Virgins”, “The Virgin’s Canine Hunger” and “The Virgin’s Dogs”. Seems to have this genre seriously covered.

    I think the daftest-sounding one, though, is “What A Librarian!”

  • master baiter

    I like number 2.
    In fact I never had sex with any animal, and not about to start. It is strictly a philosophical question. I mean why? Once upon a time black people were looked upon as different species, and I bet there are some rednecks today who still do. To them having sex with a black is just as unacceptable, you know. Once upon a time homosexuals were the spawn of Satan. Once upon a time anal sex was punished by death. And so on, and so on. Where ARE the real limits?

  • Sooky

    ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew wrong wrong wrong wrong ew ew ew ew ew ew

  • Mortis

    SQUIRREL!

  • Dogboy

    A Pet Book? I hope no dogs ever get their paws on that book, every mutt on the block will think he can score with a babe.

  • Gleef

    This from a person who chose as their “Name” the name of a girl on TV who sleeps with a dead guy.

  • Lesmonster

    WAIT WAIT WAIT.
    Is that dog gropeing her ass?

  • Koekje

    In 1979, it’s not.

  • A Random Pooka

    I was just sitting here wondering how many people didn’t get Milo’s comment?

  • A Random Pooka

    The different species part is mostly it. It’s not necessarily WRONG, do what you want. But it isn’t normal. It’s a genetic dead end and we are preprogrammed to not do things that are against the continuation of the species. As a whole.

    And perfectly honest, that’s why people have a problem with homosexuality, too.

    Don’t care who does what for fun, myself. It’s about time we grew out of that mindset. I know I’ve done some things that aren’t all about spreading my genepool, but were horribly fun! By that logic, God should destroy people who have anal sex, even if it’s between a man and a woman! Oh .. wait .. I think there may be a small refrerence to that in the bible somewhere …

  • Sneaks

    reading all these “zomg WRONG! / you’re going to hell” and so on comments actually makes me kinda happy to be we’re this sort of thing is perfectly legal and even have animal rights people giving it the green light as long as it doesn’t harm the animal

    if you ask me there are far worse fetish out there which are pratically physical torture which if seen in any other light would be condemed by human rights orginisations world wide

    but hey even that i say let people do what the heck they want
    as long as it doesnt hurt anything (unless thats what they actually want)

    if you don’t like it thats fine noone is asking you too

    other then that stop trying to save the world according to your own ideals

    we’re all stuck here
    so we all have to make the best of it
    and there needs to be room for us all
    if you don’t like it then pretend it never happened
    if you do like it then good on you just aslong as noone gets hurt

  • A Random Pooka

    What about dead baby animals?

  • A Random Pooka

    Lesbian horse sex wouldn’t be as interesting. I mean, horse porn is about a huge horse UNIT. Who wants to read about an abnormally huge set of horse lips?

  • A Random Pooka

    Nah, that’s Sookie. IE vs Y .. completely different!

    Instead look up “sooky sooky now” on urban dictionary

    No, wait. I already did! http://tinyurl.com/yf4bz6k

  • A Random Pooka

    It isn’t just rednecks. If you’re going to try to dispel stereotypes, don’t use another one to dispel the first, please. I am and know a lot of rednecks who are not racist. And I know a lot MORE non-rednecks who are horribly racist.

  • Nutbar

    Hey! Friday is Necrobestial-butt sex day!

  • Lol Fag-Hero

    LOOL thats epic.. xD

  • yoyoma

    You’re a drawing.

  • Banana Hammock

    A Girl’s Beast Friend?

  • er um ah …

    What is the “PB series”? Peanut Butter?

  • Lamia

    LOL go have sex with some more sheep, freak

  • doggy breath

    “… he pawed my ass like an animal ! “

  • Minnie

    win

  • Richie^Rich

    It’s peanut butter jelly time…

    In all seriousness though, this is from the “what if” line of “fractured fairytales”. In this novella, the question of “What if old mother Hubard was young Mrs Hubard, who lost her husband to war?”

    We learn that whilst Mrs Hubard may still go to the cupboard to give her dog a bone, it’s different because when she bends over for good old rover, he gives her a bone of his own.

    Truly, there are consequences to war that we rarely consider.

    p.s. I left a few mistakes in there for the grammar policia.

  • ThatsWhatSheSaid

    it’s not a new meaning, it’s the true meaning.

  • Bad angel

    Yeah, but they don’t have sex between species, or have you seen a cat fucking a bird? lol

  • Bad angel

    Which would make the book cover EVEN creepier.

  • george eliot sucks balls

    you sir, are completely correct!

  • Jack

    My favorite animal is a liger.

    See also mules, beefalo, and a half-dozen pics on “things that are doing it.”

  • Jack

    Actually it was less about the acknowledgment of “being a published author,” than about paying the rent without getting a mundane job. Porn novels paid decently for the time (60s-70s), and weren’t exactly the most difficult thing to write. It resulted in a pretty high hourly rate for the writer.

    A LOT of genre writers (scifi, horror, etc) moonlighted in porn. It didn’t hurt that it was the same sort of bookstore carrying both for the most part. I read a book on literary scams written in the late 60′s whose author maintained that all of the learn to write courses were a racket.That the schools would bounce you for writing porn, when it was the fastest growing segment of the publishing industry, was cited as evidence for his claim.

  • Ainnenoi

    No, but I did see a video of a dog fucking a cat. My friends are convinced it’s the origin of that show, Catdog.

  • master baiter

    You are right. Sorry.
    What I should have said is “people who have a different definition of what a species means. Based on something else than biology.”

  • master baiter

    Dildos are also a genetic dead end. Which was the point of my original posting.
    By the same reasoning, sheep and goats shouldn’t have anything to do with each other. And yet, and yet… You do get the occasional geep or shoat. So where does that leave the moralists?
    Mind you, the last thing I would like to see is a cross between a human and an ape. Humape, perhaps?

  • master baiter

    They do so, all the time. I just recently seen photos of cat/rabbit, giraffe/donkey and a bull/sculpture of a moose.(bronze) And believe me, I’m not actively searching the net for this sort of entertainment.

  • Milo

    Because in the case of the latter, you are having sex with a live thing which cannot legally give consent. You are submitting with a dog to what amounts, in its mind, to a dominance display, and you are altering the pack hierarchy, affecting its social dynamics with humans. Not only is that bad for the dog, but dangerous for the human long-term.

  • master baiter

    Sneaks, fucking a dead body doesn’t harm anyone. I still wouldn’t do it, you know. Put it down to old-fashioned views.

  • http://jamisings.wordpress.com/ jamisings

    An animal cannot give human beings consent. More then that, humans often do serious, even deadly harm to the animal. Such as the man who decided to have sex with his dog and perforated the dog’s bowel. The dog had to be put to sleep after much suffering and pain. The man said he did it because he was “lonely.”

  • http://jamisings.wordpress.com/ jamisings

    It’s wrong. Period.

    What goes on between CONSENTING HUMAN ADULTS is one thing. What two or more grown ups who know what they’re getting into want to do stuff, fine.

    But you NEVER involve animals, dead people, or children. Period. End of discussion.

  • master baiter

    True, true.
    What about a male animal, very obviously aroused, fucking a female human? Try to tell us that it’s without the animal’s consent.

  • http://awesome-mediocrity.tumblr.com Gabriel

    I must conCUR with the rest of the comments. This is completely WTF>

  • Milo

    Um, did you seriously just utter the words “dildos are a genetic dead end?” Really, Dr. Moreau?

  • Milo

    Again, animals cannot legally give consent, and besides, you are permanently altering the dog’s understanding of pack hierarchy. Again, submitting to a dominance display. A dog that will fuck you is a dog that will bite the shit out of you. Tell me how any of this is a good idea.

  • Amber

    I don’t exactly think the liger is a good example. The two species wouldn’t mate naturally. It only happens in captivation.

  • NJ

    Agreed. When I first saw it, I wondered why that girl was about to fuck the Chupacabra.

  • NJ

    Most generic response, but……

    She likes it ruff.

    …….there I said it.

  • Smitty

    Humans are apes.

  • Smitty

    Narrator: Harmless fun? Let’s see what happens next.
    Billy’s Mom: Billy, do you want to walk your dog?
    Billy: No thanks, Mom. I’d rather make out with my Monroe-bot.
    Billy’s Dad: Billy, do you want to get a paper route and earn some extra cash?
    Billy: No thanks, Dad. I’d rather make out with my Monroe-bot.
    Mavis: Billy, do you want to come over tonight? We can make out together.
    Billy: Gee, Mavis, your house is across the street. That’s an awfully long way to go for making out.

  • master baiter

    Well, yes, indeed. No more stupid statement than stating that interspecies sex is a genetic dead end. (except in a few cases that I also mentioned somewhere in these annals. (If the word is unfamiliar, look it up. No, it has nothing to do with “anal”.))

  • master baiter

    Well, some humans, of both sexes, have been known to murder the other one afterwards. Don’t know what that argumant has to do with the case.

  • Cadavar

    Why not dead people? I’m not really into that thing myself but when I’m dead…..well, I’ll be *dead* so who cares? Why not have a box on the organ donor form that says “Do you mind if people have their wicked way with you after we’ve harvested your organs?”

  • T Bag

    And I thought Twilight was bad.

  • Milo

    Then you’re an idiot who should never own a pet. It’s a question of ethics, hygiene, and simple personal safety, and you’re a fucking moron for not getting that.

  • Sooky

    Surprisingly enough, most of the world’s population does not live in North America, and in some places ‘sooky’ is a slang word not a name (or something from urban dictionary that I’m afraid to look up).

  • Surge

    This is further evidence towards those rumors that Megan Fox is a bitch.

  • wth

    this is just sick. you cant be right in your head

  • arejster

    I just wanted to say… captivation… hah, sounds about right.

  • Chris

    # And they called it puppy love… #

  • master baiter

    Thank you, thank you. That was flattering, all right.
    Once again, I’m not saying I go around fucking dogs. My sex life is actually rather boring. What I am saying is where you guys got all that dead-sure knowledge of just where the boundaries are so fucking spot on from? While I do NOT go round fucking dogs, sheep, kids, dead bodies, etc, etc, (in fact the only sex I have is with the females of the species, and I intend to keep it that way. (In case you wonder, I’m a male of the same species.)), I still can question, can’t I?

  • marco
  • Mr. Obvious

    ~ Top Comment Award ~

  • http://www.peopleofcollege.org POC

    Dont forget the peanut butter.

  • Sooky

    Which one?

  • Sooky

    And now if you’ll follow me, we’ll head over to the heavy petting zoo – for those of you who REALLY like the animals!

  • M.U.

    Surely they can’t give other animals consent either. Shouldn’t we protect all the animals from raping each other?

  • M.U.

    The way I figure, if you post “end of discussion” you have probably already left the discussion and begun ranting.

  • hahahaha

    Humans are humans. Apes are apes. Humans and apes are primates.

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  • http://Hawtness.com Ninjacat

    Homo sapien.
    Canis.
    Not just a view of being different species. Anything that would lose it’s sh!t without a human to brush it and feed it and walk it and take care of its booboos is not eligible for sex. Case in point: children. Not exactly a different species, but if you screw one, you get a long prison sentence. And lots of dirty looks for the rest of your life.

  • Tincanonastring

    At least the dog isn’t sparkling.

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  • The Two

    No. No you can’t.

  • sil2323@gmail.com

    In regards about animals giving concent… If it is a male dog and a female human – well, you can’t exactly force the dog in that situation :P . And beleive me, the male dog can be quite enthusiastic and more than willing.

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