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Submitted by: anon

Have a wonderful April Fool’s day everyone.

Favorite CommentThe Stranger: Isn’t that Jesse James Dupree from Jackyl?
I’m pretty sure it is, and I’m pretty sure that I suck for knowing that it is

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This was posted on Thursday, April 1st, 2010 at 10:00 am

  • cookeez

    FIRST

  • Ogrish

    WTF!
    That’s not a girl.

  • poTen

    Well…. let’s see:
    -long hair [check]
    -lots of skin [check]
    -wearing boots [check]
    -power tool [check]
    … so what else is missing? :D

  • Person

    KILL IT WITH FIRE

  • doug-doug the mighty

    POSL (p!$$3d on self laughing)

    good April Fools!

  • CaptainObvious

    Um… It’s behind that flower-ey “H”.

  • Chris

    you missed the pepsi hiding in the background

  • https://0x7be.de Dirk

    The problem is, that this “girl” is not missing something :)

  • Scott

    Oh, that model’s not missing anything. In fact, there’s something extra.

  • Arbrogasp

    What really, really bothers me, is the number printed next to the boots. Indicating that this is from some sort of catalog. Meaning people would actually look at that picture and think “Hell, I’d look just as good in these shoes.”

    And they wonder why I never axtually interact with living homo sapiens…

  • Mistrblank

    Dad?!?

  • http://googlereader Paul

    WTF – Good one!

  • swatcatinc

    haHA! jokes on you, i like D***!

  • Highland

    Aaaaaahhhh!! My eyes are burning

  • The Stranger

    Isn’t that Jesse James Dupree from Jackyl?

    I’m pretty sure it is, and I’m pretty sure that I suck for knowing that it is

  • spotter

    I am a girl and this pic really lets my thoughts wander!

    Uh, the roar of the chainsaw, a meaningsful look in his eyes, his hair getting tangled in the chain … Yeah, my fantasies are always rather messy.

  • Benz

    Hail And Kill!!!

  • freddy krueger

    maybe he should use the chainsaw to get a normal haircut;)

  • Ermmm

    anyone notice the pink writing on the mirror?

  • mags

    Full Throttle Salloon, no.

    The Tom Green show, yes.

  • http://awesome-mediocrity.tumblr.com Gabriel

    So there ARE boobs here?

  • Hoilesterer

    Petition to have this removed. Reply below.

  • Hoilesterer

    Because you’re always busy looking through strange catalogs?

  • http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_oJnRsUjnG7g/StcLa5NoIVI/AAAAAAAAAvo/0B2yOqbdn9s/s320/c942c096e5e1e4602175d9c29e660516636002a7_m.jpg Uncensored
  • CannedToo

    So, you suck? That’ll make her happy.

  • CannedToo

    Am I the only one who thinks she’s hawt?

  • Bill

    it’s probably because you spell actually with an X

  • http://www.jonesalley.blogspot.com Milo Johnson

    Sebastian Bach is really proud of his “Celebrity Fit Club” weight loss.

  • SomVone

    That is a really cool vase in that picture.

    Why did that idiot with the chainsaw have to stand in front of it?

  • Anna

    I like it! Something for the girls this time :D

  • Anon

    Still hawt

  • Lurch

    Thank god for the pink flower

  • Spankk

    Wow… that’s so very very wrong.

  • auctioneer

    Number 78 in the catalog, the Do-It-Yourself Circumsion Kit.

  • Sneaks

    i’ll tell ya whats missing
    a zombie head being severed by that lovely chainsaw

  • The_Unpleasant_Saytr

    my god, you suck, joe

  • Lurch

    For free? Then let’s all stand in line!

  • MaxArt

    I puked my dinner whole.

  • Genista

    baby Take out this flower-….

  • hmph

    So… is this a ‘cross over’ (Like CSI:MIAMI)? Does this mean there will finally be a ‘Hawt GUYS of the WTF’ site?!

  • carnifex

    i call shenanigans,i don’t think that’s a girl.
    joe,don’t you check your sources?

  • Theresa

    I…uhh… have this old issue of Playgirl. /blush

    For the record, he has a very very tiny peen. (It’s Jesse James Dupree of the hair band Jackyl).

    And yeah, I’ve seen them in concert. /hides in the internet again

  • what

    CANNOT UNSEE

  • Sybil

    Yes, it is Jesse James Dupree… and I probably still have that issue of Playgirl stashed away somewhere…
    *hangs head in shame*

  • Bob Dole

    Is that Jessy James DuPree?

  • Odd Man Out

    I’d do her.

  • Surge

    It’s not what’s missing… it’s what’s there that shouldn’t be!

    One of these pics is not like the others…

  • Cyc

    Don’t be so judgemental!
    Without a full DNA test and a concensus by a panel of experts, you really shouldn’t be making such an accusation…
    Best to defer to some commitee and take their word for it – like with anything else that seems glaringly obvious.

  • zem

    Looks like 490 people (at the time of writing this) really need to learn how to lighten up.

  • The Wise Man

    You forgot to [check] the other power tool…

  • Your innerself

    Being him, it not the hair am being afraid to cut…

  • Drone Leader

    You go girl!
    (and tell me about the spurs!!)

  • Your innerself

    Nope, he get the 70! The castration/sex-change combo kit one…

  • PhD in Fail

    My eyes! They burn!

  • Your innerself

    That easy for you, you’re send the picture of your valentine week-end!
    PS: The hiding spot is probably largely oversize…

  • xianfox

    That’s an awfully small flower.

  • A Random Pooka

    I almost posted the other day complaining that there needs to be a male version of this site. Then .. this. So yay!

    The chainsaw incident you describe would be rather fun to witness, too!

  • A Random Pooka

    Wah. Get over it.

  • A Random Pooka

    Shopped

  • Alex

    YOU’VE SEEN IT. YOU CANNOT UNSEE IT.

  • jim

    its shopped and its a dude

  • Dan21

    Yup that’s a woman, alright.

  • Don

    Is he comparing the size of his chain saw to his mini me?

  • Areyouhigh

    Really…??? Don’t post me without asking… I’m totally suing for infringement

    =P

  • Hahaah

    Oh yeah! Jonsered! I live there, i have like over 9000 chainsaws at home

  • Sheepy

    For once, I’m glad a pic here is censored!

  • Furriner

    So my mother-in-law finally found a modelling job!

  • kjg

    Chest hair [check]

  • censorship

    Yay for me.
    But get rid of me in other posts.

  • A Random Pooka

    Ok, so one the brave went to look at this and it was sort of a let down. That guy REALLY has some chainsaw envy. Or maybe it’s really cold in that room.

  • Anonymous

    I’ve never been so thankful for the censorship on this site!

  • monnanon

    lol i had a good laugh at this one thanks :) more pics like this please :D .

    Im only kidding i know its a site of woman pics but hey you could always make another. :)

  • Clover

    What makes this more disturbing is the fact that I don’t see any underwear lying around with the rest of his clothes.

  • http://jasonscotthoffman.com Rev

    It is not shopped. I have the original chrome. Okay, the flower isn’t there. Well played, Joe. Well played.

  • EcchiKitty

    I’ve vaugely saddened he has some of the nicest hair on the site….

  • krimz

    Define ‘normal’ asshole. Ugh.

  • krimz

    It’s pretty tiny :(

  • krimz

    Well I’d probably think so, It’s a photo shoot in Playgirl xD

  • krimz

    Well done! *claps*

  • guy

    HA! Good sense of humor :)

  • ShitFerBrains

    I’ll bet someone had to show the long haired purdy boy which end of the chainsaw to hold.

  • roa

    I knew it!!!!!!!

  • leo

    why he has a chainsaw inside of waht looks like a dressing room :S

  • katie

    uhh OR it could mean it’s from a magazine… like you know, Playgirl? maybe you’ve heard of it?

  • katie

    How did he get his pants off over those boots? Will wonders never cease?

  • spotter

    Well I hadn’t thought about this, but now that you’ve mentioned it, I guess the spurs would simply be blocked apruptly by all this hair and skin being pulled in, causing the chain to break and lash loose.
    I imagine the whole fantasy, if happening irl, would be worth a Darwin nomination, and maybe a shot or two on ro**en.com

  • spotter

    Oh you meant the spurs on his boots not the ones in the saw transmission! Hm let me think … asuming he’d go to his knees at some point, some spur-skin contact would definitely happen in some area *grins when imagining how this would look like using a pasta cutter*

  • G-Girl

    You should start a “Hawtness the MEN of WTF” too :P

  • Nautique

    Why did it have to be a swedish chainsaw?

  • Shaid

    Definitely a let down. Sad, he’s not a terrible looking guy…

    I remember when Peter Steele of Type O-Negative was in Playgirl… THAT was no let down! Of course I was 16 and the only virgin in my group of friends…

  • Heartless

    Its not so much “what is missing” but “what is hidden” under that pink flower…..

  • Lorreta

    I would love to have him trim my bush.

  • Jay

    It’s like a Friday the 13th porno with a fake Fabio.

  • teenie

    I have this issue of Playgirl…Jesse autographed it for me. Good times!

  • mediamagnet

    Umm… Joe perhaps it is not best to post pictures of you on the internet…

  • vanessa

    Eh, who knows, He could be one of those guys who grow big but look small at first…

  • http://ichcjose.wordpress.com Joe Hawtness

    This is an idea we’ve been kicking around for a bit. All I can say is, “it’s in the works.”

  • JackBond

    Thing is, IMO, this is the only truly hot picture I’ve seen on this site.

  • gotcanned

    proof that canned has a man.

  • gotcanned

    studly?

  • moe

    Hawtness – The Women of WTF you r doin it wrong!

  • Journeyman

    I feel like he was muttering to himself while posting this, “Anyone ELSE wanna complain about the pink Hawtness stars?!”

  • average

    uncle creepy says:

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