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Rumor has it that this is set to release spring of 2012, and it turns into Skynet two months later.

-Joe Hawtness

Favorite CommentGlock: mmmm robot sex mm….

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  • bobby vorace

    It only does everything.

  • Scratch

    Mmm.

  • Scratch

    I kind of feel like a perv.. but damn, that would be a fun toy.

  • Flabergast

    I’d play it for sure… but I’m pretty sure the controller would be wireless

  • Nelson

    “…and it turns into Skynet two months later.”

    Well… That gives me two months to enjoy. Doesn’t it?

  • Highland

    I think the controller is plugged into the wrong recepticle

  • lorna

    wow this made me think of eXistenZ with a “hotter chick” and its plugged into her belly not her back lol

  • nobody

    Highland where would you plug it in? the other recepticles I’d want to keep open for use.

  • ahse

    The way i play it, i don’t even need the controller ;)

  • ahse

    oh and anyone know who she is? I think she’s really beautiful :D

  • Glock

    mmmm robot sex mm….

  • bug man

    ↓↘→ B

  • Roman

    Typical. Women get a simple joystick with no buttons necessary for easy control, and men have to struggle through figuring out about 10 buttons, 2 knobs, and no doubt a couple of hair triggers.

    I guess I would just try Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right BA Start. If that didn’t work, I would just go get a beer.

  • oldlegodad

    Highland beat me to it, but nobody is right.

  • Sneaks

    does it come with a reboot button for when it starts to nag.. erhm i mean lag too much?

  • Penelopi

    What? No wireless?

  • Justin

    Where do you put the disc?

  • FranciscoSL91

    hum… wired. why..the f*ck?

  • Dave

    That´s exactly what I was thinking too:D

  • Tigress

    That’s MY sexbox….and her name is Sony!

  • The Unpleasant Saytr

    there’s a simpler cheat code: unplug controller, strip woman, rape.

  • EcchiKitty

    Feh, watch it follow classic design, and you have to keep buying ‘accessories’ to keep it acting the way you want…. flowers, chocolates, jewelry….. and if you want to try multiplay (ie 3way), well, I hope your credit rating is good…..

  • Don

    You guys do know what this image stands for, right? It’s ‘Plug and Play’

  • CM

    If only that were true of all women…

  • MaxArt

    Fake. The controller will be wireless.

  • Steve

    i can’t wait to see where i insert the disks

  • CannedToo

    She’s obviously airbrushed very heavily. Not sure she’s all that in person.

  • CannedToo

    Oh, please. You’re all a bunch of noobs. You wouldn’t even know how to hit the button to get it to respond.

  • Anon

    Amen, brother.

  • Cyc

    After Sony’s software update which disables linux support on the PS3, I was going to boycott the PS4. This will change my mind. I’ll buy two.

  • Gumberculese

    Looks high maintenance…

  • killerofthesky

    No, if it was plugged into the other one, she’d shut off every time you wanted to…

  • killerofthesky

    She could be real, just covered in a nice sheen of oil to give her that shiny look.

  • killerofthesky

    From Chobits, I’d assume the button is somewhere in the nether regions…

  • David

    Honestly this plataform sucks! It takes the fun out of sex and takes the fun out of playing! I don’t want to use a controller to have fun with a girl! And you can only play the same game! I wonder if the ending is always the same…

  • CannedToo

    Yes. “Happy Ending.”
    **SPLORT!**

  • CannedToo

    I think it’s called The Netherlands.

  • A

    I still have no idea how to play this game.

  • Strider

    That’s because the rules change constantly and there is no manual. Sometimes you can use cheat codes, but the consequences for using them are often too severe to make them worthwhile.

  • Joebama

    I think you spelled that last word wrong. =)

  • Vincent

    This is one of those games that will keep you up all night.
    I love it.

  • ba12348

    holy fish… you just converted me from a 360 fanatic to a sony lover…

  • roofus22

    Quick, someone enter the Konami code!

  • JAWs

    No, but it does become a Terminator once a month.

  • Arbrogasp

    I wnder what Microsoft will think of to keep the X in XBox…

  • Don

    Imagine playing it ‘two player’ – haha hahahahha!

  • Ackermann

    Maybe there will be some 4-players coop mode!

  • Drake

    Just Like MegaTokyo said!

  • Sorter

    funniest ever

  • mariusxprs

    damn, i want one :) )

  • CM

    No two-player (only one navel per console), but it may just revive the now-defunct “System Link” multiplayer setup.

  • Derek

    may not know where the discs go but I know where something else goes ;)

  • Øystein

    Ooooohh I hope THIS comes with vibrating features ;)

  • bobro88

    Damn she`s not even wirless :D

  • nonwillknow

    id like to plug in my cord….

  • Matthew

    What a horrible place to put the controller port. Why don’t they put it somewhere where it won’t get in the way, like the face?

  • Shaw

    Now, Where to I put the disc…

  • sraw

    Is there a reset button? The idea of having a virgin for each game is enticing!!!!!!!!!!! how about warranteee?

  • Omi

    Agreed. And don’t feel bad about being a perv. The first step is acceptance. XD

  • JoRi B.

    Dude !!! why ???
    True gamers know that it is actually called the GAY STATION.
    So you wont get anything from this model – only your girlfriend will.
    Unless this is the tranny model of course

  • Sarah

    I always knew the japanese were behind skynet, but I never thought they were so hot.

  • pgrantm

    Anyone know the cheat codes for this? Oh, that’s right… it’s called ‘money’.

  • DocHurt

    Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A

  • sean

    see and here i bet there still isnt a mute button

  • universum

    Super

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