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File this under: Mad-science inventions that sounded good at the time.

Favorite CommentCM: This would explain why the motor in my vacuum has “mysteriously burnt out” seventeen times since I bought it last week.
And my house is STILL dirty.

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This was posted on Tuesday, April 6th, 2010 at 10:00 am

  • w00p

    Hell yeah. This is the hottest kind of weird.

  • mclovin

    first! and thats hot.

  • mclovin

    damn. i failed.

  • Sneaks

    what i want to know is how the hell is she staying up in that postion?
    the angle of her right leg suggests a fairly streched out knee and the joystick would surely break of slip if she was putting too much wieght on it

  • unfocused

    DUDE: stop thinking.

  • TheAntiViillain

    i think she is having an orgasm

  • John

    I have allways suspected that chicks get the better end of the deal… : )

  • Hoilesterer

    Good point. Sometimes really good orgasms cause levitation.

  • http://robvincent.net Rob T Firefly

    “Oh wait, let me get the attachments, you could do the couch.”

  • Highland

    This is AWESOME. Where’s the video???

  • PoisonLAWL
  • Igor

    Photo by Andrey Razoomovsky, RU Federation, razooma.net.
    Razoom – means mind:) razooma.net means without mind)
    best photographer ever, very hot models….

  • Billynom8

    “This game SUCKS!”

  • Jimmy

    Looks like she won the game.

  • Kissamies

    Is that a Logitech WingMan? A good stick, though the potentiometers tend to get dirty.

  • Max

    I remember seeing this before…
    But that was also out of context.
    I really wish I knew the source for this.

  • Ninesvnsicks

    I saw this on Rlslog the other day it was an album cover for a cd lol.

  • The Physicist

    Well, her right hand appears to be supporting some weight. Also, even with the right leg stretched out, it’s still supporting some weight. I haven’t tested this stance personally, but I’m thinking if a person was strong enough, it could be done.

  • Highland

    This picture SUCKS. (someone had to say it)

  • wild banana

    human milking machine. ever wonder what Craft cheese is made out of? though i’m not totally sure what the middle tube is for.

  • NightSprite

    Not all the way up to 50!

  • Lurch

    Nothing new. They do this on kink.com all the time.

  • chai

    the original JoyStick (patent pending), available at your local BestBuy.

  • The Unpleasant Saytr

    looks like some tentacle-free rape you got there. yarrr.

  • The Unpleasant Saytr

    but vacumn-cleaner attatchments don’t count. do they?

  • Addy Positas

    Is the message of the picture that hentai anime are more real than we want them to be?

  • Don

    Urrmmmmmmmmm……. no comment!

  • Bill

    best hawtness picture ever

  • Miyuki

    Where can I buy one and how much? >.>

  • CM

    Velveeta.

  • exnihil

    Girl: Ahhhhh GET IT OFF ME!
    Vaccuum: I ATE A BABY!!!!!!!

  • CM

    This would explain why the motor in my vacuum has “mysteriously burnt out” seventeen times since I bought it last week.

    And my house is STILL dirty.

  • BoomerBOmb

    20 internet points says whoever says the brand of joystick will be Joe’s “favorite comment”

  • Evilbob12

    I bet she was thinking more along the lines of “LEAVE IT ON! LEAVE IT ON!”

  • Sarge

    Well, that sucks.

  • gotcanned

    I don’t think the actual sentiment of the subject of the picture is thinking what Joe has provided as a caption. I happen to be biased towards the oposite. More like, “OH GOD WHY WON’T THIS THING WORK HARDER!”

  • Steve

    i want a joystick controlled vacuum cleaner/hickey machine

  • CannedToo

    Well, she has a hand and a leg on the ground. Three points is certainly more stable, but you stand on two, right? If you really need an answer, you can’t see whether her right foot is propped up on something or someone. Happy now?

  • CannedToo

    CM FTW

  • CannedToo

    When she whispered the words,”I want to vacuum,” I thought she said something entirely different. Drats.

  • Anon

    This is not what I meant when I told the bitch to go vacuum the rug!

  • spence

    I can guarantee she is NOT saying “turn it off!”

  • Your innerself

    -Turn It Off! Turn It Off!
    ♥?♥?♥?
    -LET IT ON♥! LET IT ON♥!

  • Cyc

    Ah – Good old tentancle hentai :)
    It is real!

  • Drew

    or vulveeta!

  • Drone Leader

    head cheese?

  • leo

    really? i will be happy just with the chick

  • Slick Willy

    More power Scotty!

  • Vincent

    Isn’t this a picture from Gamers Gone Wild?

  • urh

    I wonder if she felt like quite the sucker afterward….

  • http://www.flickr.com/photos/taekwondogirl taekwondogirl

    Seconded! I want one. :o

  • http://www.leparoledeglialtri.com fr

    that’s just what used to happen to my mother in the old times with her first vacuum cleaner… my dad just got to clean the dishes. and that was IT. well, until the dishwasher arrived…

  • Bird

    And hence, Japanese porn was born.

  • Max

    What disturbs me most about this picture is (and I’m surprised nobody else mentioned it yet) the fact that the hoses are connected directly to the joystick. There is nothing to account for any suction. Just a standard flexible T-junction in the hose.
    Unless of course, that could be the source of her consternation.
    But she seems to be enjoying the experience. Which is very puzzling.

  • Newfie

    This is why I never leave a girl alone with the vacuum cleaner… Neither of them can be trusted.

  • http://awesome-mediocrity.tumblr.com Gabriel

    This reminds me of something I saw in a hentai manga once. The space-vixen didn’t complete her mission right, so she was punished by her superiors by this weird machine that touched her areas.

    I had a boner at the time.

  • katy

    WIN

  • Nom

    GREAT SCOTT!

  • Bill

    You need religious counseling. If you don’t, God will punish you in like manner for all eternity. (What a perv, eh?)

  • CM

    It’s a central Vac. Yes, they do still exist.

  • Thowell3

    That takes a whole new meaning at Sucking and Blowing at the same time.

  • PezOfDoom

    can we turn her from Suck to Blow?

  • ModestasAmouse

    So thats how they abort baby fetuses for christopher reeves…
    Im sorry i took it to far…r.i.p superman

  • The Gr8 One

    Trumpy, you can do magic things!

  • snizz

    i have one.

  • http://Hawtness.com Ninjacat

    Cum-embert.

  • Shaw

    It’s… IT’S… A HENRY HOOVER! You’re a mother!

  • Omi

    WIN.

  • Addy Positas

    Is it because we all know that she is definitely asking for it?

  • JOEYSS

    double post=double fail

  • JOEYSS

    you’re looking at this and the first thing you see is the fucking joystick???! you got problems

  • JOEYSS

    double post fail^

  • Bain

    I gotta get me one of those.

  • meuscarus

    Damn, I want one

  • Jak

    Since when does a gaming joystick generate the sucking power of an elephant?

  • Barkingdog

    Jane Fonda’s aged surprisingly well.

  • p

    first reply

  • randomasshat

    Life Fail ^

  • Azalea

    WHERE CAN I GET ONE?!?!

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