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So by now everyone knows I play D&D and am pretty much a prototypical nerd. When I can make a Spaceballs* reference, well, I feel like I’m firing on all old-nerd-guy cylinders.

*This is not my favorite Mel Brooks film, that would be Blazing Saddles.

Favorite CommentCannedToo: It’s not a staff. It’s a broom. The Firebolt 2000©. She plays quidditch at night.

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This was posted on Thursday, April 29th, 2010 at 8:00 am

  • Canman

    Okay, I just know some of you fat-fetish freaks must love her.

  • Robert

    she is NOT fat…

  • Joe

    I’d take more ass if she could pack it :)

  • Artor

    @Canman. Fat? WTF are you smoking? I see VERY nice curves, and I’m glad her knees aren’t sticking out like some anorexic waif. I’d love to see her around a Beltane fire!

  • whatthef

    i really dont understand the mentality. this girl isn’t fat, not even a little. she is shapely and she has a great ass, handfuls if anything. you guys who keep deeming these thin women as fat…i dont get it, how do you define thin, then? im genuinely curious, not trying to be a dick. im starting to get the impression that thin is a woman who is so skinny she resembles a prepubscent boy? twigs for legs and an ass so small that it could basically be considered the backs of her thighs continued? i dont get it!

  • Joe

    here here!

  • Jeky

    Funny. She doesn’t look druish.

  • JesterX

    Not fat and seriously pretty!

  • flabbergast

    there’s either something wrong with you or you’re simply trolling trying to get people pissed off over nothing.

  • dani

    Haha COME ON how easy it is to upset you people, did you actually think that it could be a not-so-serious comment? GOD! morons….everywhere

  • flabbergast

    yeah I’m pretty sure he was just a troll trying to piss everyone off just so he could have a shallow little laugh at how riled up he got people on the internet. I think she hot as hell personally… some may not… you know like in-the-closet gay men that only like girls that look like prepubescent boys as you mentioned.

  • Lurch

    Canman, quit staring at your computerscreen with a magnifying glass!

  • Gleef

    It does get awfully tiring when two of the most regular posters are trolls who contribute almost nothing but insults towards beautiful women and the people who enjoy looking at them.

  • Glowyrm

    It took too long for someone to say that!! :)

  • Xeno

    Anyone know where this pic is from? Would love to find more :)

  • Alisha

    I wonder what she does with that staff at night…

  • TKSTON

    Isn’t that Danielle of FTV!?

  • ekahnicole

    I think she’s gorgeous, and despite the fact her ass is on display she still looks classy.

    Also…I would pick a size 8-12 chick over a size 0-4 any day. Gotta have those currrrrves ;)

  • F.

    Gorgeous, but I’m scarred for life since the last druid I had sex with accidentally shapeshifted into a badger.

  • Canman

    Yup, just like I said. There’s no shortage of fat-lovers on this site. Well, enjoy the fat ass shown here… there’s plenty of it to enjoy!

    For me… no thanks. I’ll stick with women that look like they might at least know what a gym is.

  • CannedToo

    I’m with you on most of the women you think are larger than they should be. But this one just looks like an ample wench.

  • CannedToo

    It’s not a staff. It’s a broom. The Firebolt 2000©. She plays quidditch at night.

  • http://awesome-mediocrity.tumblr.com Gabriel

    DAT ASS

  • Morgannon

    “I’ll stick with women that look like they might at least know what a gym is.”

    One of the most idiotic comments I’ve seen in a long while. The fact that you don’t know what a real woman is supposed to look like is no excuse for parading your ignorance of the female form in public.

    As for me, count me in as a “fat lover”. This woman is incredible. Curves, curves, and more curves. Damn.

  • whatthef

    lol i would love to see how well you take care of your own physique.

  • John

    As someone that gravitates all my life toward the 0-2, athletic body type like Buffy the Paparazi Slayer, I look at this girl and think….. “Dang, that’s really sweet too!”

    She’s not fat, but she’s not the “athletic” body type. She’s the “curvy” body type.

    I don’t for example understand Hefner lately. His last three girls, and his current girlfriends look pretty much alike. If I was that old, that would be two damn confusing…. If I had three girls living with me, would I not have perhaps a white girl, asian girl, black girl? One thin, one curvy, one tall? Variety, people….

    A very wise man once said….

    “Some brothers wanna play that “hard” role
    And tell you that the butt ain’t gold
    So they toss it and leave it
    And I pull up quick to retrieve it”

    Sir Mix-A-Lot

  • Jabraille

    Me, I’m not really into the ass-flashing, but I’m WAY into curvy girls. Awkward angle on a voluptuous female: perfectly defines “The Women of WTF”.

  • flabbergast

    if you think this is fat you have an extremely skewed idea of fat. congrats on trying to start flamewars and being a troll in general.

  • ekahnicole

    I totally agree. Variety is a good thing, and we all have our preferences. i totally respect your attraction to thinner girls, but I’m glad you recognize the beauty in a soft curvy body as well- just like I recognize the beauty in an athletic feminine body.

    Also height affects size a lot- a girl that is 5’9 and size 8 will look just as thin as a girl who’s 5’2 and a size 4 if their weight is distributed similarly.

  • ekahnicole

    I’m guessing you’d be more into Audrey Hepburn than Marilyn Monroe. But I’m curious- does that mean you’d also say Marilyn is a fat cow?

    Personally I think they are both gorgeous in their own ways.

  • John

    Hmm, if I tell her I have wood I wonder if she will hug it.

  • Fuzz

    Blazing Saddles FTW

  • Cavaleiro

    I just love her.

  • Stephanie

    AMEN!! This is my very first ever comment and I’d like to show support for your statement. It’s really just frustrating that after ever single picture comes the same old “she’s fat” crap. You may think you’re funny Dani Troll, but you are not. You are annoying. You can call everyone else morons, but you are the one acting like a fool. If you were in a room full of people, you would not shame yourself like this.

    Also, women are people too. Our body doesn’t define us. To take a complex, beautiful photo and boil everything down to YOUR judgment based on YOUR personal taste and word it in such a nasty way…. women are worth more than how their body may fit your particular fantasy.

    Finally, we all know you really like little boys anyway.

  • Ogrish

    Not exactly thin.
    But not even close to fat, either.

  • Anonyminous

    He can’t help it he likes little boys. It’s not a choice to be gay anymore.

  • Tanizaki

    Canman – I wasn’t aware they allowed catholic priests to view these kinds of sites…

  • Sparkmeister

    Love the curvy ass. I wouldn’t kick her out of my bed any day of the week.

  • Darth Goofy

    To quote Blazing Saddles, “Excuse me while I whip this out…”

  • roa

    Canman likes boys. He doesn’t like curves because boys aren’t supposed to have them. Things like breasts and butts freak him out.

  • JAWs

    I think she just cast Shillelagh in my trousers.

  • roa

    WIN

  • CannedToo

    Naw, he just likes modelesque hawtness. There’s nothing wrong with that. It’s an ideal of beauty to which all aspire but few attain.

  • CannedToo

    Consider her bum a counterweight.

  • Loki

    Beaver*

    Fixed. lmao

  • Leviticus

    The last one I slept with turned into a clam.

  • awr

    she got f*in ugly legs

  • Cypress

    There was never a “Firebolt 2000″ There was a Firebolt, and there was a Nimbus 2000.

  • Stormbringer

    let’s not overlook that generous hint of side-boob under the robe.

  • David Hicks

    Ugh. I know I should never read the comments on here. If you think this woman is fat, then you must be attracted to pre-pubescent teens(Boys or girls would work I suppose.) The worst part is most of the guys making these comments are likely 200+ pounds eating cheetos and washing it down with a Big Mac smoothie and a case of Bud. And us tolerant, understanding fellows wonder where the extreme feminists get their ammunition. Double ugh.

  • Abergasp

    I love a woman who can make wood grow from my pants.

  • awr’s DAD

    You gor a f*in ugly mom, kid. BWA HA HA!!!

  • DogVomit

    Canman and awr:
    Are you guys retarded? She’s gorgeous! And you know someone like her would never bang you guys.

  • DogVomit

    No sh!t, haha!

  • http://jamisings.wordpress.com/ jamisings

    Eh, any man who doesn’t like a girl with curves is secretly gay and in denial.

    I still think Joe needs to post a picture of me as a lesson of what fat is. Once they see my ugly body they’ll stop calling these perfectly healthy and normal women fat.

  • ShesNotFat
  • dani

    Yeah but doing it this way won’t change it, just give them more fuel.

  • TheDoc

    I’d give her a staff to grab.

  • roa

    Canman is gay.

  • Masha

    I feel so bad for her, having to follow up the ass of the girl two pics down. She did pretty well though!

  • here
  • JesterX

    Sorry to hear that you like little boys… :(

  • NBbowler

    Hey, I know her! She used to date my father’s brother’s nephew’s cousin’s former roommate.

  • CannedToo

    So, get naked and do something WTF. Take a piture of it, and upload it!

  • CannedToo

    Audrey Hepburn is probably one of the single most beautiful women ever. Sure, Marilyn was hawt, but Audrey….sigh…in a league of her own.

  • CannedToo

    That could even wind up being you if you were roomies with your cousin.

  • CannedToo

    I assume you’re including me. Look, there are some women on this site who are heavy. The girl dressed as a cow was the best example. Face it- she was a cow period. Fat with an unattractive face. Sorry, facts is facts. Everyone sprung to her defense. There have been a number of girls here who are a little chubby. There have been a few with cottage cheese thighs. There have been very few who are actually FAT. Gotta disagree on Canman with this one though. NOT fat. Not the most attractive legs, but certainly hawt. I mean, look at the jugs on that girl!!!! Deee-amn!!

  • CannedToo

    Sorry-there was a PBS show on spiders I was watching while I was typing. I got too distracted by what they were saying-I speak Parceltongue.

  • ekahnicole

    I have 2 framed b&w photos of Audrey Hepburn in my house, she’s classic beauty at its best!

    Marilyn was just a little too scandalous lol. She probably could make it on this site though- she was way more WTF than Audrey :P

  • Jahzzie

    Welcome to what is called “Healthy”.
    Someone once told me “I’d do you if you were a size 4″

    I followed up with “Oh, so you like having sex with corpses?” I was a size 10 at the time, and I’m 5’11″ and weighed about 160. If I ever get down to a size 4, I’d be hospitalized with ribs and hipbones visible. I’d say the girl in the pic is probably in the same range. We need more girls like her and less stick figures.

  • passerby

    Can the tiresome virgin go away now please?

  • http://EVEONLINE.com __ECHO__

    Canman,…put your helmet back on before you hurt yourself again, you tard
    Shes hot, and judging from your obvious lack of judgement, you will never, EVER know Hawtness when you see it.
    -=+>xXx<+=-

  • Your innerself

    Lady Of The Lake want to show you the way…

  • Canman

    Looks like I might be gay, retarded, trollish, idiotic, blind, catholic, unhealthy, etc.
    But, this chick is still fat. I’m just being honest about it. Her ass and legs are awful. If she turned around, she’d have a gut on her too.

  • Clover

    I look at this lady, and I feel like LARPing all over again.

  • Clover

    Did you kick that scumbag in the nuts so hard that they shot out his hey sockets?

  • Clover

    At least this gal’s not wearing a thong, or any underwear.

  • Slapmaster Ed

    Way, way too long.

    Came for this, leaving satisfied. My faith in geeks is not completely shattered.

  • Xenon

    I take this site as not being about hot women first, but women doing bizarre things first. Attractiveness (which is relative anyway) comes second to that.

  • Xenon

    Tell me, because I’m curious. Are you known as “Again” on the other Cheezburger sites? Because you sure sound like him…

  • Xenon

    Want me to become a regular? Help balance the site? :P

  • bubba

    Yep. Womanly curves – gotta love ‘em.

  • bubba

    Beautiful face, no doubt.

  • bubba

    Classic beauty, indeed.

    There are many, many ways to be beautiful. I think Marilyn was over-rated.

  • bubba

    No need – he’s his own punishment.

  • Canman

    Nope. The only other one of these sites I’ve posted on is Failblog, and I did that as Canman. But if this “Again” guy sounds anything like me, he must be a fine fellow.

  • Xenon

    No. No, he really isn’t. He’s a whiny little bítch about absolutely everything. I haven’t seen a single thing that he’s liked.

  • http://EVEONLINE.com __ECHO__

    canman,..put your helmet back on and keep it on this time,….
    anyone and i do mean ANYONE that dosent like the ass on the girl,…has got to be GAY,..
    End of story,..
    Im outa this one.
    -=+>xXx<+=-

  • http://www.mktactical.us udaman

    Rub a dub dub, me and her in the tub. I would rub her butt for hours.

  • gloomhound

    Any more photos of this lady?

  • midian454

    yep, absolutely gorgeous

  • argentlupus

    Thank you, I expected that to be the first comment.

  • Xenon

    The extreme feminists get their ammunition for being sexist freaking morons. They don’t need any more.

  • forge

    So, any idea how long it’s going to be before you actually y’know… kiss a girl?

  • forge

    Like you’re ever going to be within 100 yards of a pair of thighs.

  • forge

    Be sure to give us a heads-up the first time you get to touch a boob, kay?

  • forge

    Pics of yourself RIGHT NOW. You can’t expect an athletic woman to want to hang with a guy who sits around eating Hot Pockets and Cheetos all day. We want to see you in a Speedo in all your glory, you fatass virgin.

  • forge

    No, *all* Hef’s girls for the past 25 years has looked exactly the same – blue-eyed blonde with giant plastic t*ts, blue-eyed blonde with giant plastic t*ts, blue-eyed blonde with giant plastic t*ts, ad infinitum. That set of blue-eyed blonde twins he had up in there several months ago, who DIDN’T have giant plastic t*ts, I thought I’d fallen through into Bizarroworld.

  • forge

    Five eleven one-sixty?? Sounds like perfection to me. Screw the idiots who think otherwise, I mean frickin’ hell, stupid.

  • forge

    Dennis: Listen, strange women lyin’ in ponds distributin’ swords is no basis for a system of government! Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcicial aquatic ceremony!

    Arthur: Be quiet!

    Dennis: Oh but you can’t expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you!

    Arthur: SHUT UP!

    Dennis: Oh but if I went ’round sayin’ I was Emperor, just because some moistened bink lobbed a scimitar at me, they’d put me away!

  • forge

    Dude, you’re just sad. Do be sure to let us all know when you actually manage to touch a girl who’s not your mom or sister won’t you?

  • Thick McRunfast

    Dear Joe,
    Actually, it’s “prototypal.”
    Sincerely,
    The Prototypal English nerd

  • http://jamisings.wordpress.com/ jamisings

    Those models look like little boys. Any man who likes them are secretly gay.

    Real women have curves. Get over it.

  • Strider

    Scroll up – there are two links to pictures of this lovely young woman.

  • CannedToo

    I already touched one.

  • StingJay

    you have my sword

  • Jahzzie

    No need for the ball kicking, his hadn’t dropped yet. ;-) I don’t dig on 19 year olds with more pimples than years on this planet. He was his own punishment. He thought he could get away with anything till he got busted for stealing…
    Thanks Forge, I’m hoping to see those stats again once I have this baby.

  • Jahzzie

    First of all, you’re sniping about her because you know in real life you would never have a chance with her in the first place. Secondly, You can keep your stick figure chicks who look like adolescent boys, I’ll take a chance at her and still have better luck that you would have.

  • kk

    Danielle from ftv

  • passerby

    Breastfeeding doesn’t count, sweetie.

  • Xenon

    Was that a euphemism?

  • Jero

    If you go to the site mentioned above ( http://www.fapquest.org/pix/danielle-ftv-medieval-maiden/ ) you will see more of her.

    No gut. All woman. ‘Nuff said.

    P.S. You might not like the frontal view because she doesn’t have a penis, sorry about that :P

  • ec

    Seriously? No, she’s not “fat”. Not even close. If this is “fat” to you, then I’d really like to see pictures of what you consider normal. Do you come from some sort of third world country where everyone is emaciated?

  • Bad angel

    WIN

  • Sniffy!

    she’s not fat but she doesn’t have the most toned body you will ever see. why do people always compare curvey to skinny? they are not the opposite. you can be curvey and skinny at the same time because curvey is a shape, not a size. she may be average or “normal” but that doesn’t mean she should be considered perfect. the average or normal guy isn’t considered perfect so why do we have to have plus sized female models and every girl defending another girl’s weight just to make themselves feel better?

  • Courtney

    My ass is like that. ”o3o..

  • np

    Is this an ad for Evony?

  • The Gr8 One

    Canman must be a necrophiliac since he apparently is only into skeletons.

  • http://ichcjose.wordpress.com Joe Hawtness

    Noted, and thank you.

    Sincerely,
    The guy who spends too much time drinking, and playing the Starcraft 2 beta.

  • CannedToo

    I never understood women’s breast sizes. A 32″ waist I understand. But dress size 8…..8 what?

  • ekahnicole

    Monty Python FTW :D

  • ekahnicole

    I think the point here is that “normal” does not equal “fat”.
    No one said it equals perfection.

    And she isn’t plus-sized. Plus size is over 12/14.

  • forge

    Oh good Lord, women who are recently Moms are… uhhhh ::eyes glaze over:: I can’t say anything proper because maternity is the sexiest thing in the universe.

  • R0bot_Egg

    This woman is sexy as hell! Why are all the hippies I see wandering in the woods dirty, homeless looking, hairy old men? Never half naked hot women like this.

  • Dr. Mengelmoes

    This time you really shall not pass

  • grimreality

    Wow. After seeing this and her other pics, this woman is gorgeous. Fantastic, curvy body. Love that ass. I need to get my wife an outfit like that.

  • Blast from the past

    I thought that was Danielle, Dude she is Hawt, unfortunately shes totally lez, sorry fellas, she dont do dick!

  • weregoat

    “I speak Parceltongue” ….you speak the language of packages?

    lol sorry. i know what you meant. Parseltongue. snake language.

  • boo

    i’m naturally thin and don’t really have any curves, and my boyfriend is NOT secretly gay. >.>

  • CannedToo

    I knew it was snake (not spider) language. I was just trying to frustrate Cypress.

  • aphexZero

    Though she looks a bit unhappy because she lost her pants in the wilds…

  • Pibroveck

    She IS carrying a broom. And she is pants-less so she can grip it better.

  • Selsa

    Hah! Nice.

  • Jaded Calipso

    Knight on the wall: What’s that you got in your hands?
    Druish Princess: My staff…
    Knight on the wall: It’s made of bamboo! Where did you get it?
    Druish Princess: I found it by the side of the road…
    Knight on the wall: In England? How do you suppose it got here?
    Druish Princess: Maybe a swallow dropped it…
    Knight on the wall: What sort of a swallow…

  • Lulzerlad

    OH SNAP

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