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Why Don't We Do It In The Road?

wtf girl photos Why Dont We Do It In The Road?

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Beware gorgeous naked women lying in wait on dusty abandoned roads. They will eat your souls…or at least take your wallet.

Joe Hawtness

Favorite CommentRicky Retardo: We should declare May 5 as Great Butt Day.

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  • gloomhound

    And she can have both of them! I like it all from her hair to her heels.

  • Honeymuffin

    Hot chunk of ass!
    Though I wanna have those shoes more than I want that chick…

  • Sane Person

    Soul eating costs extra, from what I understand. But it’s totally worth it.

  • digibbens

    I think it’s on the road, not in?

  • http://EVEONLINE.com __ECHO__

    ummm ok!,…
    I like this one,…nice
    -=+>xXx<+=-

  • davethebear

    Gee Echo, you’re such a good sport.

    p.s. not that she doesn’t have a lovely body, but nice hair!

  • Bird

    Blues Brothers remake in 3… 2…

  • highland

    The shoes are a very nice touch

  • tnevaneb

    Every time I see her my car turns into a limo

  • Medardus

    Two epic wins in the same pic.

    1) That amazing ass.
    2) Good Beatles song as a headline.

    Much win. =)

  • rahowa

    You noticed the shoes ? You must now surrender your man card

  • lenny

    That hot chick is Bryci, check out this gallery:
    http://bit.ly/dkY97L

  • Lurch

    Is it great butt day? Now there’s two pics in a row with a girl with an awesome ass.

  • CannedToo

    Even Canman would be happy.

  • dom

    why is she wearing a snorkel tube?

  • highland

    That’s the top of a phone pole in the distance you NOB

  • Noobgonewild

    I agree with the earlier statement, today must be like a great ass day for Joe.

  • max

    So, Joe is having a great ass day?

  • CannedToo

    I kicked her out of the car after listening to her yap for 5 hours. This is the only way she can get a ride. Oh…and you should see the size of her nose.

  • Lurch

    You actually had this hot ass in your car? And you kicked her out?
    Any idea how stupid that is? Even if she has a big nose.

  • AmericanD

    If we get to see the front, I doubt anyone will be looking at her nose. Plus, she looks more than worth the cost of a nose-job.

  • Early Cuyler

    I like my womerns with sum dang meat on dey bones! Go each cho’self a damn cheeseburger!

  • TheAntiVillain

    When i see her my mini turns into an 18-wheeler

  • TheAntiVillain

    do it doggy style

  • Leviticus

    I wonder why there isn’t a “naked woman on roadway” policy in my insurance. I know I’d crash trying to avoid hitting this with my car.

  • Snippy

    Nope.

  • Snippy

    Dangerous Curves
    Slippery When Wet
    Prepare To Merge

  • forge

    I love that shape that’s made where the thighs meet the butt. It’s such a wonderful place.

  • Loki

    I doubt it. She has a pretty good set of headlights on her. Nice side bobage there. No one else notice?)

  • Loki

    Unless that side boobage is just the background and my eyes deceive me.

  • malch

    I must acknowledge the significant improvement in the quality of the images this week. It’s much appreciated.

    Note to Joe: You just can’t go wrong with high quality ass, as exemplified in the last couple of pics.

  • Ricky Retardo

    We should declare May 5 as Great Butt Day.

  • http://whereismycannon.fortunecity.com/ Mike

    Agreed. She looks good from head to toe (now let’s see the front!), but the hair seals the deal.

  • http://whereismycannon.fortunecity.com/ Mike

    When I see her, my R/C car turns into a jumbo jet.

  • http://whereismycannon.fortunecity.com/ Mike

    This gives me a great idea.

    Y’know those road warning signs with silhouettes of moose and children and cows and such? And y’know that silhouette image of the (presumably) naked girl, leaning back and supporting herself with her arms?

    Put that silhouette image on one of those warning signs. Then, mass produce them and put them everywhere. I PREDICT GREATNESS

  • lord Ebil

    let me get some food.. oh nevermind i can’t stand up :(

    oh and one word:

    the game..
    oh wait thats two words..

  • Dave’s Not Here Man

    You guys are weird…I just get a boner when I see her….you know what I mean….my penis gets filled with blood and expands in size.

  • modrockerhippie

    No one will be watching us.

  • CannedToo

    You have no idea how annoying she is. She kept talking about American Idol. 5 hours! Let’s see YOU deal with it.

  • CannedToo

    Where my rubber meets the road.

  • CannedToo

    Indeed, but while you’re fixing the nose, snip the vocal chords. Not only does she yammer, but she sounds like Janice from Friends doing an impression of The Nanny.

  • CM

    TRUCK!!!

  • loremasterstl

    Stopping traffic in both directions.

  • Brandon

    Looks like a pro of hitchhiking to me.

  • http://sekhmetreborn.deviantart.com Opheliac

    She’s not naked. She’s wearing shoes!

  • http://jamisings.wordpress.com/ jamisings

    Some men have a foot fetish. Part of the fetish involves seeing women in sexy shoes.

  • Damaged

    Btw, walmart has wallets on special and will give you a bulk discount ;)

  • Wash

    “What did I like most about her? It was her legs. Definitely her legs. You can write that down! And where her legs… meet her back. In fact that whole area. And above it”

  • Tom

    When i see her my reliant robin turns into an erect penis.

    Sorry, i was never very good at this :(

  • Lurch

    Never heard of duct tape?

  • Jimmy

    This is nice. Could we see the front side please?

  • Dirty Knives

    If it’s too good to be true……………

  • forge

    Nope, dem are massive boobs, see link from above.

  • forge

    See link above. She’s quite… healthy.

  • Jayne

    ::stares unblinking::

  • Jayne

    Apparently her labia are named MEMBERS. They even have their own name tag.

  • Vince

    in b4 Hershey Highway.

  • CannedToo

    NOOOOOOO!!!!
    Don’t look at the gallery!!
    It destroys everything! Horrible fake boobs.

  • shoop

    I’d hit that! With both my car and my wang… I’d totally wreck that

  • grimreality

    Perfection. Dark hair, pale skin, and a beautiful ass. Too bad about the fake boobies, but I think I could live with it.

  • bltgsandwich

    Huh, butt.

    Ooh, SHOES!

  • Blast from the past

    Im not much of a shopper, but Id spend ALL DAY IN THAT GAP!

  • Don

    This is hawte!

  • Aislinn

    It’s a reference to a the Beatles song ‘Why don’t we do it in the road”

    Walks off singing
    “Why don’t we do it in the roooaddd…
    No one will be watchin’ us
    Why don’t we doing in the ROOAADDDD…”

  • forge

    Well, I’ve seen worse-looking fakes, right on this site even.

  • steve

    We’re not doing it on the road cuz Im taking you home, spreading honey on your ass, and eating it like a bear going into hibernation;)

  • Mikey G

    “The town’s new ‘speed hump’ increased traffic by 69%.”

  • Sam

    THIS JUST IN
    I JUST GOT NORWEGIAN WOOD

  • Haleyriane

    I have those shoes…

  • Cell

    Am I the only one thinking of munching on her butt?

  • Ace

    It already is a holiday. You know Cinco de Mayo?

  • BoB

    Its also my birthday ;D

  • Brat

    Honey, I’m gonna be a little late coming home tonight…yeah, I’m taking the back route.

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