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Favorite Commentjebusyoon: It would be hard to roll on? Really Joe? Are you gay?

What? It isn’t a flat steady surface? And our house rule states if it falls off the table it doesn’t count.

Now if I said, “My boyfriend hates our new gaming table.” That would make me gay. (not that there would be anything wrong with that. I ain’t steppin’ on anyone’s lifestyle.)

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This was posted on Thursday, June 24th, 2010 at 10:00 am

  • DJ

    I wonder where she keeps the dice?

  • Alex

    My weakness: thick dark hair and creamy pale skin ;) Curves are a bonus

  • vizette

    Best armor class EVER.

  • flabbergast

    D&D plus double D’s… come on natural 20 I’m ready for some adventuring in this lustful land

  • aphexZero

    You forgot to mention pointed ears! She has none, how ugly.

  • DragonRider

    that’s not a battle map, it’s a DM screen. Also… DAMN!

  • DragonRider

    *battle mat*

  • NorrinRadd

    Take 20 to check for booby traps.

  • The Wise Man

    Role Playing Games have improved since I was a teenager

  • Sane Person

    She’s like 400 lbs underweight to play D&D isn’t she? Plus, she’s a she.

  • http://michaelvanomen@mac.com Michael

    Thats how I want to be buried when I die.

  • sorry

    …but you must run in the wrong group of friends. :)

  • JAWs

    Looks like she failed her saving throw.

  • lolwhut

    Obviously shopped

  • Medardus

    Roll for initiative, Darlin’. Let’s do this. =)

  • http://att.net A Biker Too

    She’d get played on (& in) a LOT, why weren’t there games like this when I was a kid?, YUM, a REAL woman, not some skinny little puke that would be like fucking a BAG of bones.

  • max

    Is this some kind of joke mashup?

    “That’s how I roll, baby”
    “That’s what she said”

  • TB Tabby

    I hope she’s not playing FATAL.

  • Morgannon

    I can practically guarantee all of the negative votes on this gorgeousness were given by Canman. She’s wayyy too hot, curvy, and feminine for his tastes.

  • Canman

    Fat. Which is too bad, because she’d be very hot if she lost a few pounds.

    Oh, and P.S. I never vote, so I guess other people think she’s fat too.

  • Subtext

    Jesus Christ, is it still “hip” to bash Canman? The last comments he wrote (and I have read) made kinda sense…

    Concerning the girl…dunno, I don’t really like it. I don’t really care about curvy or not (it really depends on the girl) but I don’t think I like curvy on her.

  • whatthef

    lol can man, i’m intrigued by you.

  • Zlappy

    Personally i think she’s really cute, though i have to disagree about her ability to be a battle map, not until she get some squares drawn on her anyway, measuring tape completely kills the battle spirit.

  • Morgannon

    I could care less if I were “hip”. I’m simply stating an observation.

  • Not canman

    Yeh….ummm about that, that’s what a women should look like…..you see curves are good ribs are bad….m’kay?

  • rahowa

    So you like them fat , hairy and , too ashamed of their body to come out in the sun ?

  • Minos

    Put down the airbrush and come out with your hands up!

  • sanity4cheep

    Seconded.

  • aphexZero

    No hands free..

  • aphexZero

    fap fAP FAP FAp fap… uh, what?

  • Skepsis

    Better than a chemo-looking, skeletal, orange mess.
    Nature is always finer than people who cake themselves in make up, hair dye and various other beauty “enhancing” products.

  • Cyradis

    Hi, 98lb 20yr old girl preparing a D&D campaign with some friends, who include three other lovely girls, and three guy friends. I’m the DM.

    You don’t seem to know geeky girls very well sir.

  • Cyradis

    She isn’t anorexic. And somehow that translates to fat… She looks gorgeous and curvy but not overweight.

  • DnDer

    Traps? I’ll take 20 to check those boobies.

    [/rimshot]

  • ThatGuy

    You, dear sir, are hanging around the wrong gamers if you think women don’t get into it.

    I’ve got a decent number of female gamer friends, most of whom are rather attractive.

  • Alex

    By hair I meant on her head. I personally find pale skin beautiful. And why do curves=fat to you?

  • anonymous rex

    Does this come in hi-res? I think I just found the most perfect wallpaper.

    ever.

    .

  • masher

    hmmm, at the current count (418 to 42), it seems about 10% don’t think she is hawt. The same percentage has the gay population. Coincidence? Canman doesn’t vote so does that mean he’s in the closet?

  • jebusyoon

    It would be hard to roll on? Really Joe? Are you gay?

  • http://www.clanheavymetal.com HMPlatinum

    A pint for the lass!

  • Curious George

    Have to agree that this picture has been altered.
    Nice to look at, but altered.

  • noobgonewild

    Dude, I feel bad for todays people who think that this chick is fat. I mean she is nowhere NEAR fat. And I am also a personal lover of pale skin on women, its beautiful. So in conclusion, this is a very hawt pic, even hotter considering im a D&D lover as well.

  • skatcat31

    Marry me? Or just sex. Whichever. Please?

  • skatcat31

    I enter the “Cave of Excitement and Pleasure” and make a quick spot check.
    14
    You fail. You notice nothing other than the fact that the cave seems to be trembling.
    I leave the cave and reenter.
    The cave trembles more.
    I leave the cave and reenter.
    The great wyrm standing right in front of you that you didn’t notice eats you.

  • srsly

    I agree. People who consider this girl “fat” obviously have no experience with real women and use their mother’s Victoria’s Secret catalog as their frame of reference.
    She is gorgeous – definitely a hawt pic.

  • Alex
  • Starsky

    Wait, there’s a girl behind the cool dice? Didn’t see her!

  • pawsplay

    I hope she watches the fuck out for that four-sider next to her ribs.

  • Vodevil

    …. great wyrm? Wait, what was that doing there?

  • ShouldapickedA

    Dungeon Master: You may only choose one, the unconscious, artfully displayed nude woman of your dreams….or gaming.

    Players: Fffffff….

  • Looked a gift horse in the mouth

    Has nobody noticed the fact that the dice and battle mat were photoshopped onto her after the fact? SOURCE???

  • draggen king

    i like to fuck him

  • draggen king

    please give me your bead address.

  • SoapBox

    *I roll a Sense Motive check and get a 20*

    DM: “U have a hunch that she’s hiding a treasure behind the screen.”

  • JaketheLate

    this. Curves do not equal fat. Trust me, proper ladies got curves in allll the right places. Also, nothing kills the mood like an emaciated shoulder blade to the eye. Again…trust me…

  • vanessa

    Pretty girls who play D&D are rare here..most of the ones I know kinda look like guys…

  • BlueGnome

    Ha, I keep threatening to run a game of FATAL at Gencon…

  • BlueGnome

    Evidently, your taste in women is a flawed as your infantile Ideology.
    rahowa…Please.

  • love-it

    Oow nooo I like them skeleton thin, douchebag spray tan orange and comformist horny

  • love-it

    Amen!

  • TheScreg

    I swing my sword and ball sack around!

  • Yorkist J

    The image has been altered, at the very least to obscure the copyright-protected imagery on the DM screen. However, I can still tell that it’s for Changeling: The Dreaming (2nd Edition). What does that say about me?

    Although, any girl who plays CtD is extra hot in my opinion… and she is hot. I’ll throw my vote in with the ‘not-anorexic-not-overly-tanned = hotness’ crowd on this one…

  • Highland

    She’s cute, but based on how her body fills in under the board, it looks like she has big hips, and when she reaches 40, she will become a weeble. (Weebles wobble, but they don’t fall down!!)

  • Steve

    I think they mean SHE is the battle mat…and that’s a battle mat I’d be more than happy to play on for hours at a time!

  • Steve

    Add me to your list please Cyradis!

  • Canman

    She’s not just fat in one place… she’s fat everywhere: ass, hips, legs, arms, face, mid-section. Okay, it’s not extreme fat in any one area, so I suppose it’s good she carries it evenly. But that all adds up to a lot of extra weight. She’s most certainly overweight.

    She’d be hot if she lost weight. Good face and skin. Just way too much of it!

  • AmericanD

    WTF?
    How come I never got this as a “random encounter”?
    It was always like 5 Wyverns or some crap. :(

  • Archmage911

    Don’t forget groin bruising unpadded pelvic bones.

  • Artor

    Dude! Do you know how hard it would be to get e good die roll on a mat like that?

  • Bert

    On her belly, mostly.

  • Loren Pechtel

    My thought, also. Something looks wrong about the dice.

  • EvilDave

    Why do “curves” == fat? Because fat chicks like to call themselves “curvy”, even if the only curves they have look like ( )

  • pawsplay

    I like big crits and I cannot lie
    You other games can’t deny
    That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty fig and a rulebook in her hands
    You get sprung

    36-24-36? Only if she’s 40th level!

  • Luke

    diggin those curves

  • Omi

    Agreed. My fiancée is a gamer chick, and we both play D&D. In fact, we’re both going to meet HER best friend (also a gamer chick) and her fiancé for a D&D weekend.

  • SoapBox

    She can “weeble-wobble” on my mini, ANYday!

  • derderder

    I’d critical hit that!

  • Vulpis

    I vote someone makes Canman go to an exhibition of Ruben paintings, including the lecture on how at the time they were painted, that was the ideal of beauty. With luck, it’ll make his head explode.

  • Vulpis

    Heh–for me, that’d knock off a few points…I don’t like the Storyteller system, myself, and Changeling was..so-so even for that. :-)

  • Vulpis

    This is known as ‘nicely grippable’. :-)

  • http://att.net A Biker Too

    Canman, you’re weird, she’s got ALL that cushion for the pushin’

  • The Wise Man

    I don’t know about the picture being altered, but it definitely altered me

  • Strangeknight

    and this is why girls(wait… young ladies….sorry for that slip) like her tend to hide and stay away from most geeks….

  • Mock26

    Careful, folks, I think Sane Person has regenerative properties!
    :-D

  • Jake.D.Williamson

    That box looks like more of a rectangle to me… :P

  • PwnzerClaw

    my only thoughts (well, at least that I’m going to share): http://xkcd.com/708/

    (the mouse-over text)

  • Sean G

    “I’m getting drunk… are there any girls there? Roll the dice to see if I’m getting drunk… But if there are any girls there I want to do them!”

  • Curious George

    Agree

  • ekahnicole

    Hot girl, bad photoshop. Her skin is just delicious!!

  • woohoo

    Whoops, sorry. Magic missile went off by accident

  • Cait

    Like the girl or like the dice? >.<

    …Or the BM screen? lol

  • A Random Pooka

    But that does not work the other direction. “Fat chicks” are curvy, but curvy chicks are not always fat.

    All dictionaries are books, but not all books are dictionaries.

    All trolls are posters, but not all posters are trolls.

    So .. logic or GTFO

  • A Random Pooka

    No kidding. I know plenty of women who play D&D and they are additionally not ogre-like! Some of them are very hot.

  • A Random Pooka

    I know, right? You don’t think they exist because as soon as one says anything about their identity, you swarm them with ridiculous posts

  • A Random Pooka

    What about hex grids?

  • A Random Pooka

    Changeling: the Lost is a bit more fun to me. If only because the systems are more streamlined and the concept of changelings in it is more along the lines of traditional faerie lore

  • dom

    logic or GTFO – love it, my new rule of life!

  • mr_fixit

    Of his supermodel girlfriend: “It’s like f*cking a bicycle.”

  • mr_fixit

    Ha, you never met the girls *I* yoosta game with. Maximum homina. No joke.

  • mr_fixit

    Oh also my wife, who’s our guild leader in World of Warcraft. Is incredibly hot. By the way. Just saying.

  • mr_fixit

    Scrotum scrotum scrotum, scrotum scrotum scrotum scrotum?

  • mr_fixit

    Also if you want to make babies with her she won’t have problems actually y’know, having them. Which is good and stuff.

  • Maronius

    Maybe not ‘fat’ per se, but carrying a bit of extra weight to be sure. Her arms kinda turn me off (maybe it’s just the pose though).

  • deadmeat

    Her THAC0 is too high. There’s no way any nerds will be able to hit her.

  • strawberry_shortcakes

    i think someone isn’t comfortable with their own body. how sad for you.

  • Azotherian

    I love this girl, she is hot to me…just my kind of girl. I would gladly give up a day of D&D for a romp in the bag of holding with her :P *wink wink*

  • Ureshii

    Proof that at least one gaming nerd somehow, against all odds and rational thought, landed a smoking hawt girlfriend!

  • Superspud

    Your party stands before the Cave of Tits…

  • gib

    pics or GTFO

  • Cymond

    Unconscious? meh, I’ll go with gaming. I prefer my adventuring partners to be active members during encounters.

  • jebusyoon

    I like how this picture has the most comments for it for the past week(?) I mean, she is hawt, but not the hawtest. This proves that this website truly is for the nerds.

  • Sangyen

    Sean – AWESOME reference!!

    “Do I see that?”
    – I definitely see her, bet her gaming group doesn’t miss too many sessions – especially if they start like this.

  • Arduin

    My Harem may beg to differ.

    You don’t play in the correct area.

  • http://www.webdesignoptimizare.ro enrique

    :-) Indeed, she’a a she!

  • deathknight

    lol i agree

  • achijusan

    Anyone got her name ?

  • To D&D or to not D&D?

    I’ve asked the guy (a DM) I’ve been flirting with online to teach me how to play D&D when we meet up. I also sent him this picture. He said we’d be playing this version of D&D :D

  • http://www.thenakedartisan.com TheNakedArtisan

    The game screen is shopped, and there’s a little glow added to the skin. Other than that, that girl is 100% natural. I know. I took the picture. ^_^.

    Chick, gaming, photographers are even cooler, by the way! Just sayin’…

  • wolfen

    Awww, I thank you! (I’m the lady in the photo). And it does make me a little sad that, at 130 lbs, I’m considered “fat.” Sure, I’m not skinny, but I’m nowhere near “overweight”, as some here claim. According to medical charts about weight, I’m perfectly normal. If I dropped to 100, I’d be anorexic. If I hit 200, I’d be over weight. Pity Hollywood has skewed our perceptions on what is “normal” weight.

  • wolfen

    I can assure you that they were not photoshopped onto me after the fact. The only photoshopping done to pic was a “glow” effect and swirling of the mat to hide the game it came from. ( copywrite issues). The dice are from my personal stash, and most are the pearlized kind, so the “glow” may have added to that dreamy effect. *shrug* If you’d like to see the rest of the set, it lives here: http://www.flickr.com/photos/gladygirl/sets/72157612472204422/

  • wolfen

    Wow! I’m honored I ended up on here! Hot gamer girls ftw!

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