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If you need a hand opening your beer this summer, I suggest you hire her to help out. She’s a professional.

-Joe Hawtness

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This was posted on Thursday, July 15th, 2010 at 12:00 pm

  • Oh my

    Wow, when did she first think of trying that one?

  • dallen

    just another reason to love being Canadian- twist off beer caps

    and hawt women.

  • Mopsi

    Haha, you should try that with real crown-corks, not these fake ones in America :P

  • Jon

    I have seen this before. Watch after she hands the beer off to that other guy. He takes a sniff before pouring the beer.

  • Jack

    too bad she aint pretty

  • Henrique

    Her father must be so proud!

  • Kyle

    I love that they’re playing beer pong… IN A POOL! That’s a level of awesome that I’ve always aspired to.

    My inner teenager wonders what would happen to her bikini top if one were to hand her beer with a non-twist-off top…

  • Faunt

    I gotta try that!
    The only thing I need now are a pair of tits

  • Ho Lee Fook

    Real beer does not come with a twist-off cap, or in a can.

    That’s all I have to say.

  • Foronog

    I think it was the music that did it for me.

  • alco

    +1

  • Lady.Melodica

    I’m in love!

  • Mopsi

    Agreed! You are not american, are you? :P

  • BILL

    Ah, the breast way to open a beer!

  • johno

    Aside from the beer opening, she has some amazing tits.

  • Nerte

    +1

  • George P

    There are some nice craft beers now coming in cans, especially the large cans. Twist-off caps, though? I haven’t seen it.

    If she opened a bottle without a twist-off cap I would be impressed.

  • MeMeMeMe

    I can do that with my mouth!
    (I can’t open a beer bottle though.)

  • adam

    I am American, and I agree with this statement.

    Although there are a few craft breweries coming out with some decent canned beers now (21st Amendment in San Francisco comes to mind). Still, it just feels . . . wrong.

  • Meh

    Why did the cap make a clinking sound when it hit the water?

  • DarkMatter

    Screw (top) that!

  • Matthew

    Glad I read the comments before posting because you just said what I was thinking. :)

  • Draewelyth

    I wonder when did she first discover that ability of hers?

  • ekahnicole

    Amen! And for the record not all Americans are ignorant as to what constitutes good beer and what doesn’t. Mmm..I could totally go for an ice cold draft right about now.

    Any of you boys buyin? ;)

  • Sasquatch

    See, they are for feeding babies AND adults!

  • hibbitybibbity

    I agree. Beer pong in a pool is a level of epic which most can only hope to aspire to.

    Oh yeah… she’s a keeper!

  • ShitFerBrains

    Titties can open beer?…..Whoduh thunkit
    Wonder what she could open with her poon?

  • spence

    If only her head was flat

  • Rich

    Doors

  • Dover

    The fact that there is still a woman opening a beer for her man is kind of impressive too!

  • http://tinyurl.com/3dg Ido Deisuke

    This is clearly a twist off beer cap… And clearly a hot resp. hot lookin girl.

  • http://tinyurl.com/3dg Ido Deisuke

    do’h! hawtness blog spelling convention fail. the second hot should be spelled hwat…

  • Carl T

    It’s a love that tends to not survive in the workplace. The bloody things come off way too easily when you move the bottles around. IMO, you’re supposed to be able to grab 3-4 bottles in one hand without causing one of them to ejaculate prematurely.

  • Ian

    Weird timing im watching a show on Stanley Kubrick. Then click on this playing the 2001 song lol.

  • Correction

    Too bad she’s hotter than anyone you’ve talked to.

  • Correction

    Ice cold draft?

    That could be anything…. That proves nothing about your taste in beer.

  • pete

    Oh god that’s lame, I thought she does it with real crown caps instead of lame twisty things….

  • Love it

    You guys ever in Lafayette, La and want to try a real beer stop in and pick you up a six pack or two of La 31.

  • katy

    WHY?! No! Boobies were NOT meant for this purpose! Oh dear Jesus ow no!

  • dallen

    a couple of weekends ago i was drinking with a few buddies… when the girl drinking with us gets up and walks away, comes back with 3 beers and passes them around…. i creamed my pants so fast

    if she wasn’t a lesbian i would have proposed on the spot

  • millie

    you know how guys have crotch grabbing moments when they see a guy get injured in the nuts? i just had that, but i grabbed my breasts instead.

  • Mandy

    I totally agree. Ouch!

  • http://helplessworld.wordpress.com/ fullmontis

    How the hell did she do that??

  • ttQQtt

    lol’d hard about the poor americans just havin’ twist closures…
    (sry about my bad english)

  • anon

    Where be the boobs?

  • Love it

    hahahaha now thats what i call a titty twister!

  • The Other Dude

    She did what now?

  • FrightRat

    The guy laughing in the back sounds creepy. °_°

  • mr_fixit

    Malarkey, both Leinenkugel’s and Yuengling come with twist-off caps and those are eminently drinkable. I believe Point Beer from Wisconsin also has screwtops and it’s fricking AWESOME beer.

  • mr_fixit

    Wallets

  • mr_fixit

    “Also Sprach Zarathustra” by Richard Strauss, doofus. = )

  • mr_fixit

    Doesn’t seem to bother her; wonder what’s up with that! I think the Spandex of the bikini top has a lot of grip on the cap and she’s not really pressing that hard into her boob.

  • mr_fixit

    I think Spandex has a lot of non-slip properties.

  • problem404

    :’) so buetyfull

  • http://thezenofcycling.blogspot.com zen

    Gives new meaning to the phrase ‘tough titties’

  • fapfapfap

    There are so many ways to use this opener…
    You chose the wrong one.

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