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GPS lingerie brings with it a whole bunch of ethical issues. You could potentially locate a cheating wife, or use it in an escort service situation where a pimp can keep tabs on his/her girls, or even play weird GPS sex games if that’s your deal.

Not sure I have the patience for weird GPS sex games.

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This was posted on Friday, July 16th, 2010 at 1:45 pm

  • Vilhelm

    “locate a cheating wife”

    Really? If your cheating wife doesn’t notice the HUGE black box sewn in to the side of her otherwise-delicate lingerie, a black box marked “GPS” in big red letters, then I’m thinking she’s probably not the kind of criminal mastermind that you’d have trouble keeping tabs on, anyway.

  • Canman

    Hot body! (Average face, though.) Yeah, you need to keep track of her, ’cause all your buddies will be banging her if you don’t.

  • mr_fixit

    Yeah baybee, that’s a seriously well-concealed GPS module there, she’ll hardly know it’s there, yup, she won’t notice it at all and she totally won’t decide to wear any of her OTHER lingerie out of the house when she goes to pony-ride the gardener at the golf clubhouse every afternoon. Totally. ::eyeroll::

  • http://dbanimator.blogspot.com overrandom

    Hooray for more cancer-causing lingerie.

  • J

    Yeah…’cause if she’s banging your best friend somewhere other than your bed, she’s going to take the GPS lingerie.

  • hbetabel

    I’m sure a cheating wife wouldn’t be suspicious of the labeled GPS tucked oh-so-discreetly into the front.

  • loremasterstl

    So uh, what’s happening in the screen behind her? I think it’s a video where she’s “testing out the product”.

  • 14Finders

    Average fake smile. Pretty face.

  • spudfish

    So my cheating wife is going to cheerfuly wear this and then go cheating rather than, oh i dont know, leaving it at home so i think shes there or ‘accidentally wash it’ to knacker the electrics?

    or maybe she’ll divorce me for a) spending $100 on crappy looking undies and b) accusing her of cheating.

  • http://imillard.com imillard

    If you need a GPS to keep track of your lady; then you are obviously a Hummer driver with a 3″ d**k.

  • http://www.flickr.com/photos/taekwondogirl taekwondogirl

    I know it’s part of your tired schtick, but you should really take facial expressions into account when you try and judge someone’s appearance.

  • http://www.flickr.com/photos/taekwondogirl taekwondogirl

    This idea is retarded. I agree with imillard and hbetabel.

  • 001pudder

    Brings a whole new meaning to “Geo-Treasure Hunting!”. Interesting aspect to hide and seek.

  • Tempter

    On the upside to this. If any one ever stole your GPS lingerie OR your wife/girlfriend, you could hunt them down. So watch out for Snidely Whiplash or any random pervert :D

  • ShitFerBrains

    I wonder if they will ever offer lingerie with OnStar? Oh wait,…maybe I don’t need a OnStar operator blurting out “Sir,..Are you ok? I’ve sensed a premature detonation” while getting some.

  • CannedToo

    Ya know, it could be custom made for Lindsay Lohan.

  • Masha

    Okay I really really really really really really really need to find someone who’s into GPS sex games. Geogasming?

  • spotter

    I fail to find this hawt. She sure does look very nice, but the photo just has nothing . For the lingery itself, I find it gross and old-fashioned. The cups look like coconut halfs and the gps thing is only in the way. What is it supposed to be good for?

  • huxley

    GPS sex games…

    Wow.

    Just… wow.

    THATS BRILLIANT! It would be like geocaching, except with penetration. I need to go reserve some domain names.

  • Vanyr

    It’s not quite a ‘butter face’. Wouldn’t throw her out if she was willing and enthusiastic.

    If you look again you will see that she is wearing a cell phone. The GPS device is an anti-theft device.

  • jusrep

    She’s pretty regular. I know a ton of girls here who have that type of body. Her smile is ugly though.

  • Loki

    Because we all know a cheating wife would use the lingerie you bought her with a visible black gps device in the front of it… Sorry, unless she is a complete ditz, then she’d notice that you tried to lo-jack her… and if she’s a complete ditz… you’d have already caught her. This has to be an antitheft device instead, and why? The lingerie looks like crap.

  • Elthbert

    Thats a hell of Geocache…. at what coodinates do I find her?

  • Wendy

    Ok, so I can’t actually *FIND* where this is sold anywhere online. I keep trying to track sources for this story, and have gotten as far as to find an article from 2008 with the SAME PHOTO ( http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1082707/Outrage-chastity-belt-lingerie-fitted-GPS-tracking-system.html ). Either this is an OLD story, or it’s fake all together. Seriously, a GPS tracking chip could be made WAY smaller, and even hidden. Besides, two people with GPS enabled phones could easily play this “Catch me if you can” game, or Geogasming as you so APTLY put it! ;) It’s like an adult version of “Hide and go seek” but more like “Hide and go poke” :D

    That being said, Joe, I <3 you, but you really dropped the ball on this one….

    Yeah, she's hot, but not HAWT.

  • E

    Ok as far as I can guess it might actually be protection for her. Abduction isn’t all that impossible of an idea and if I was to (hypothetically) break into a house and steal a woman. The last thing I would notice on her fantastic body (in the dark) would be a gps device. Only afterwards might that have some serious repercussions.

  • skatcat31

    Well think of it this way instead, Joe jsut posted a great idea for women to teach their men where the clitoris is. Instead of them just thinking it’s some sort of dinosaur or Ford or something.

  • Wendy

    How the holy hell is this gonna teach a guy where the clit is?

    *facepalm*

  • The Golden Fox

    pretty smile. average body though

  • CannedToo

    Actually, I make her wear this. That way I can get out my 11-foot pole out to keep that ugly damn face away from me. I’d never touch her with a 10-foot one.

  • skatcat31

    GPS tags can be made tiny. Put it in the front of the panties. Having the man locate it with his fingers. Dur.

  • Wendy

    And now it’s time to play, “TROLL, OR INCREDIBLY STUPID?”!

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