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Axel Braun announced that pre-production has begun on the pornographic parody of Star Wars. I know I’m not alone when I yelled, “HELL YES!”
He also wins Quote of the Day: “Yes, Chewbacca WILL fuck!”
Just roll that image around in your mind…oh yeah.

To Axel Braun, if you are reading this make sure you at least offer the role of Leia to Adrianne Curry:

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This was posted on Thursday, July 29th, 2010 at 2:51 pm

  • Roland

    The “pornification” is everywhere. :(

  • Malisyn

    Damn, Adrienne Curry must really like to cosplay. And DAMN look at them legs!

  • zuerill

    although i like the thought of princess leia finally getting it on as a slave, i’m sad… star wars deserves better

  • Daedalus

    I actually once saw the SW porn version Sex Wars (the one with Princess Layme). It sucked.

  • Sampler

    You mean they didn’t go with Star Whores?

  • juggalojohn

    Axel Braun did an interview with Panels on pages, said he was going to do a facebook request list to see what the fans want

  • PimpinPenguin

    win much?

  • http://att.net A Biker Too

    See Jabba the Hut do unspeakable things to his captive women slaves, & be prepared to stand way back when he erupts, Huts are noted for gushers, lol.

  • Bee

    I prefer to look a little bit higher…

  • Subtext

    much much?

  • pop

    Can you see it….using your right arm to lift that leg up till it can rest on your right shoulder…revealing an inviting black hole to enter with your rocket ship.

  • Nick R. Bocker

    Star Whores.
    Ep IV: A Screw Hope.
    Ep V: The Empire Strikes Crack.
    Ep VI: The Sperm of the Jedi.
    Ep I: The Panty Menace.
    Ep II: Attack of the Bones.
    Ep III: Revenge of the Slit

  • Nick R. Bocker

    DVD Extra: Wookiees and Cream. :)

  • OBGyne Kenobi

    Rule 34.. O.o

  • BLan

    I’m thinking that Kevin Smith needs to sue Vivid at least for intellectual origins. Did nobody see Zach and Miri Make A Porno?

  • JAWs

    THe sad thing is there already was a SW Porn parody back in the 70s. They showed it at an Arisia once…

  • __ECHO__

    Hey its like if anyone is gonna make a stupid parody ,..its the PORN industry.

    Look what they did to Lord of the Rings

    Lord of the G-STRING!

    -=+>xXx<+=-

  • http://geoffcapp.livejournal.com Geoff Capp

    Chewbacca will be played by Ron Jeremy – cuts down on costuming costs.

  • putz

    Thank you for being one of the ones who brought this up!

  • ieldanth

    Star Wars 30? At this point, don’t you think you’ve milked the franchise dry?

  • RickyRollins

    you guys all fail in the art of star wars porn. theres hundreds, maybe thousands, of star wars hentai images. go to nvhforum.com, go into hentai horde topic, star wars thread. easy as motherfucking pie.

  • Marky D

    Thank you, at least one person remembered. It is called Star Babe and while being exceptionally cheesy and not very sexy (even for the 70s) it was very much a Star Wars porn parody.

  • oohlookasquirrel

    They made a series of 3 of these already. It was called “Porn Wars” and it was very very bad.

  • Hush

    plz no the star trek parody was horrible ugly but faces and bone has errection probs

  • luvit

    Or very, very good, depending on your point of view.
    Hungarian ‘actors’ who can’t speak English well attempting to talk about the ‘Jodi’? Hilarious!

  • http://www.campus-start.de Tomas Andersson

    Danke für diese informative und ausführliche Website

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