Jan. 30, 2012
Honest Housewife Hottie of the Day: Real Housewives knockout Brandi Glanville recently claimed she had sex with Gerard Butler, who apparently denies even knowing Brandi.
Brandi responded on Twitter by saying that she doesn’t lie and told Gerard to “suck it,” but we say the best vengeance is a series of stunning swimsuit photos.
More bikini Brandi after the jump.
Jan. 30, 2012
Tomb Raider Porno of the Day: A trailer has been released for Tomb Raider XXX, starring the boobtastic Chanel Preston as Lara Croft.
Exquisite Films, the creators of Iron Man XXX, are back with another geek-skewing porn parody. This Lara Croft outing features a trip to Egypt, a nemesis in the evil Jacqueline and very slow rock climbing.
There’s also a crucial element the Tomb Raider theatrical films have been missing: Lara banging lots of guys.
Preston is also no stranger to the world of nerd porn, starring as Wonder Woman in The Justice League of Porn Star Superheroes.
Tomb Raider XXX is coming to DVD this February. See the trailer after the jump.
Jan. 30, 2012
JoJo Juggs of the Day: It’s been years since pop singer JoJo (aka Joanna Levesque) released an album and we almost didn’t notice how hot she’s become.
Thankfully, Vibe released a video of their new photo shoot with the sexy starlet to help promote her upcoming album, Jumping Trains, and we jumped for joy at the sight of her amazing cleavage.
Video after the jump.
Jan. 30, 2012
Dirty Word of the Day: Lesbro, noun. A man who becomes friends with lesbians and attempts to seduce them.
Ex.:
Kyle is a total lesbro, which is why he never gets laid.
Share your dirty words with us by emailing your most titillating terms and their definitions, and we’ll post the best ones.
[UD / photo: cliqueclack]
Jan. 30, 2012
Animated GIF of the Day: It’s Attack of the Hands — watch out, Olivia Munn’s boobs.
GIF after the jump.
Jan. 30, 2012
Classic Cutie of the Day: Debbie Linden was a gorgeous model, a sitcom actress and a tragic story.
She was born in Glasgow, Scotland and scored a small part on The Benny Hill Show at 17. From there she went on to play Old Mr. Grace’s secretary on the sitcom Are You Being Served? — her most memorable role.
Struggling for years with a drug problem, Debbie’s life ended sadly at just 36 from a heroin overdose.
Honor her memory by remembering her as the stunning hottie that she was, after the jump.
Jan. 30, 2012
JLo’s Bikini Booty of the Day: Jennifer Lopez has still got magic in that beautiful behind, even at 42.
She’ll be voicing a character in the next Ice Age movie, but we’re infinitely more excited about these photos from her Miami swimsuit shoot.
More JLo after the jump.
Jan. 30, 2012
Aussie Hottie of the Day: Sexy model Lara Bingle was once a spokesgirl for Australian tourism and it’s not hard to see why.
We’d pack our bags and leave on the first flight for Sydney to get a closer look at Lara’s bikini body.
More bikini Bingle after the jump.
Jan. 30, 2012
Ridiculous David Beckham Ad of the Day: Nothing gets a Super Bowl party amped like panning over the body of a mostly nude David Beckham.
A commercial for Beckam’s upcoming “Bodywear” collection, to be sold exclusively through H&M starting this February, was supposed to debut during the Super Bowl, but instead the ad got an early kickoff online.
See the video after the jump.
Jan. 30, 2012
Lad Mag Lady of the Day: Laura, 23, is one of Front magazine’s super sexy Alt Girls, and what she really craves is a good, stiff drink.
“I’m happiest when I have loads of booze,” the girl from Dudley, West Midlands admits. Her poison is “cider and black all the way,” so if you see Laura at the pub, now you know what to buy her.
You’re welcome.
More lovely Laura after the jump.
