Animated GIF of the Day: Normally, we don’t like to see pants being put on, but there’s an exception to every rule.

GIF after the jump.

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Bikini Babe of the Day: “Bootylicious” isn’t a strong enough made-up word to contain everything Victoria’s Secret model Candice Swanepoel has going on in her latest set of bikini shots.

A butt like this might even leave the greatest poet of our generation (Sir Mix-A-Lot, obviously) totally speechless.

And, fortunately for all of us, we get to see it in every single pic from this photoshoot. Well played, Victoria’s Secret.

Check out the photos after the jump.

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Midnight Hotness: Caption this.

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Morning Hotness: Caption This.

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Faux Doctor of the Day: Oneal Ron Morris, the transgendered woman pictured above, has been accused of administering cosmetic procedures without a license that included injecting cement, mineral oil, and tire sealant into at least one patient.

Morris, who was detained by police yesterday, allegedly met with the victim in May of last year to agree on a price for a buttocks-enhancing cosmetic procedure. “They agreed on the price of $700, which was intended for cosmetic purposes,” said Sargent William Bamford of the Miami Gardens Police Department.

After the procedure, the victim became very ill: “She develops very serious pains, abdomen, throughout her body,” said Bamford. “She knows something is wrong.”

The botched butt implant sent the unidentified woman to the hospital to be treated for infection and pneumonia, but she refused to reveal who had performed the surgery. She had left the South Florida area by the time authorities began to investigate the incident.

More pictures of Morris, who appears to have also enhanced herself, after the jump.

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Evening Hotness: Looks like a full moon tonight.

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Midnight Hotness: Bubble-trouble.

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Afternoon Hotness: Now that’s a cheeky monkey.

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