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Page 3 Girl of the Day: Kelly Hall was very excited to win the Page 3 Idol contest back in 2009.
She’s been grateful ever since then, gracing the tabloid pages 162 times.
It’s important to never forget where you come from. Good on you, Kelly.
Pics after the jump.
In Case You Missed It of the Day: Porn stars Alexis Ford, Stoya, and Darenzia took off all their clothes on yesterday’s Howard Stern Show and competed in the World’s Strongest Naked Woman Contest — and Tease was there to document the olympic event in all its glory.
Check out a ton of very candid and very naked photos from Stern’s green room here and here.
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Adrianne Curry Video of the Day: At the E3 convention last week, Adrianne Curry did more than just plant a wet one on a pink-haired hottie.
She also slurped down some juicy seasoned meat in a taco-eating contest.
Jen Spotted This Super Hottie
Quailgirl!!! wins for having one of the most original and awesome costume ideas. Plus I’m a sucker for cartoons. Unfortunately the 9 underage immigrant workers didn’t know what Doug was and were promptly fired. (On a side note they now think it’s cool to put a belt on your head.) Thanks Jen for sending in such a great photo. And, I hope you enjoy your PRIZE.
Also, Thanks to everyone who submitted. This contest turned out to be a great success, and means we get to run another, differently themed, contest! If you guys have ideas for contests, you can toss them into the comments of this post, and mayhaps I’ll consider them…mayhaps.
Yours Truly,
Joe Hawtness
Here are some more great costumes that we’re sent in!
JonSnapped This Sweet Shot of Ruby Rocket!
Immora Spotted This Hottie
Dana Spotted This Hottie
Jeanette Spotted This Hottie
The night of fright draws near and the costume submissions keep rolling in. Myself and the 9 underage immigrant workers that were willing to come to my parent’s basement (I like to call it my subterranean cyber-dungeon) have been working overtime; not on anything important. Saturday we drank 40′s and sang karaoke, all the while looking at pictures of boobies.
What does this have to do with Halloween? Not a damn thing, but we are really excited about dressing up as Kool and The Gang.
Yours Truly,
Joe Hawtness
Samhain: ghod i love halloween!
Enrique Spotted This Street Fightin’ Hottie
UPSgrrrl Spotted This Naughty Nurse Hottie
JL Spotted This Night Elf
Christina Spotted These Asian Inspired Hotties
Eric Spotted This Villain
The submissions have been great, and we’ve got a little bit more to go, so keep sending in your fantastic costumes. Just one question though: have we, as the 18-30 demographic, outgrown Hanna-Barbara? I have yet to see Flintstones, Jetsons, Scooby, Johnny Quest, Space Ghost, The Herculoids, or Josie and the Pussycats? What the hell people, step up your cartoon game. I need some damn nostalgia. I’d also be down with some Heavy Metal themed costumes as well; the magazine, not bad 80′s hair metal.
Yours Truly,
Joe Hawtness
Anon Spotted This Trooper
Just A reminder that our Halloween Costume Contest is still in full swing, so send in your damn submissions!!!
Faceplant69: Endor, the Empire’s vacation moon.
Anon Spotted This Hottie
The skies have darkened and a chill wind knocks at your door…Halloween draws near. Soon you will be heading out to the costume shop -or your nearest goodwill- in an attempt to find that perfect disguise. Well, guess what dammit; I want pictures of your fantastic (or fantastically terrible) costumes! If you’ve found a good Dr. Girlfriend costume, dressed up as Jabba the hut with huge cans, or are able to rock a perfect Wonder Woman send us photos of that awesomeness. Every Monday from now until October 31st I’ll be featuring the best costume submissions, and, when all submissions are in, my cadre of itinerant longshoremen (aka seasonal drunks/fishermen) will choose our favorite costume and award them with a PRIZE. “What if I don’t want that,” you say…well too bad it’s free.
Yours Truly,
Joe Hawtness
Neverblade: Amy Winehouse, Dark Lord of the Sith.
Bret Spotted These Super-Hotties
Charlee Spotted This Brave Hottie
Abiku Spotted This Insanity
Greg Spotted This Warcraft Hottie
And the Pièce de Résistance
Adriana Spotted This Wedding Invitation
Last Tuesday we announced this contest and in return you sent in some amazing submissions. These photos are a testament to the fact that being a nerd is no longer relegated to ginger high school boys with high fastening pants and pocket protectors. In fact, I’m pretty sure all of these women are way better at math than I am. (Mathmatics, by the bye, is the true measure of nerd awesomeness…I read that somewhere.) Anyway, it’s about time I crawl out of this lurid dungeon to go make myself a sammich.
Yours Truly,
Joe Hawtness
Heather: Best wedding invitation ever. I wonder if my fiance would let me do ours like that? Whatever… he’s a Blood Elf, like his vote counts. 
