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Questionable Drinking Practice of the Day

Nov. 11, 2011

Questionable Drinking Practice of the Day

Questionable Drinking Practice of the Day: According to a report by MyFoxDC, kids are using vodka soaked tampons in order to get drunk.

They cite a report found on KPHO.com that states that this is a widespread practice, and that the activity is not limited only to girls, as boys have been known to go through the backdoor in order to get the same results.

Because the tampons are fully saturated, and are not going through the digestive system, the alcohol gets absorbed directly into the bloodstream. This method can be dangerous, as it is more likely to lead to alcohol poisoning.

This is because much more alcohol is absorbed using this method, as compared to drinking. The avoidance of the digestive system also makes it impossible for the alcohol to be regurgitated.

The report also states that there are people who use beer bongs for “butt chugging,” which is exactly what it sounds like.

It’s nice to know that, in a world that can seem so homophobic sometimes, there are people willing to shove tampons up their asses just to get really drunk in a discreet fashion.

[MyFoxDC/KPHO]

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Overreaction of the Day

Nov. 9, 2011

Overreaction of the Day:The Naples Daily News is reporting that 22-year-old Jorge Silva has been arrested after attacking his wife and another woman while they were having a threesome.

According to the police, Silva and his wife had planned the threesome for Sunday afternoon, but things went south pretty quickly.

Silva’s wife said that when the three of them began kissing, Silva “freaked out,” and began to hit her. This caused the two women to run into the bedroom and lock the door.

Silva managed to break in though, and he continued beating his wife, who curled up in a ball on the floor. Silva then proceeded to “swing the TV at her like a bat,” before finally dropping it on her, and then throwing a second TV at her.

The other woman claims that when she tried to break up the fight, Silva began punching her as well.

Silva originally said that his wife had attacked him first. He later changed his story, stating that he became jealous when the two women began kissing each other, and wouldn’t let him join. He also claims that he broke the door down because he was afraid the two women were having sex without him.

The police report also stated that all three parties appeared to be under the influence of alcohol.

Somebody probably should have warned this guy that when you have a threesome, there may be some girl on girl kissing involved. It just kind of happens.

Also, I like that he immediately assumed that the two women went to have sex in another room, as opposed to the totally normal reaction of running away from someone trying to punch you.

[Miami New Times/Naples Daily News]

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Dude, Put Some Clothes On of the Day

Oct. 31, 2011

Dude, Put Some Clothes On of the Day

Dude, Put Some Clothes On of the Day: Vitaly Grodi, a Russian cab driver, got into a heated argument with his girlfriend, and decided he needed to go for a drive around Moscow, in order to clear his head.

During this ride, he managed to hit 17 other vehicles, narrowly avoiding a school bus, according to a report by Metro.

When the police went to arrest Grodi, they realized he was completely nude. He did not take kindly to one of the officers attempting to shield the public from his nudity, as he apparently began to yell, “Don’t cover me!”

Grodi said he was not sorry for what he did, and The Daily Mail has him quoted as saying, “I flew on the wings of love.”

Yeah, that’s what you did.

The police also say he had an unusually high amount of alcohol in his system, which is a terrifying concept, considering the man is Russian.

Click the link for a video and the full story.

[Metro]

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Page 3 Girl of the Day

Oct. 28, 2011

Page 3 Girl of the Day

Page 3 Girl of the Day: Kelly Hall continues to grace Page 3 with her natural 30F chest.

Hall talks about the Page 3 Idol contest she won back in 2009 and says, “I’d never done anything like that before and I was there, half naked and sober, in front of all these men.”

I like the implication that if you get her drunk, she wont find it weird to be half naked in front of a group of men. This is my kind of girl.

Check out her pics after the jump.

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She Doesn't Look so Happy…

Apr. 6, 2011

wtf girl photo - She Doesn't Look so Happy...

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I Love Halloween

Oct. 31, 2010

wtf girl photos - I Love Halloween

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Favorite CommentTommy: Stuff it between your legs Grandma, you’re going to fall off riding it that way! I’m very surprised that your cat can keep up with your airspeed, his flight configuration would never be called aerodynamic.

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Soooo Tired

Sep. 6, 2010

wtf girl photos - Soooo Tired

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Nap Time Can Happen Anywhere

May. 24, 2010

wtf girl photos - Nap Time Can Happen Anywhere

Submitted by: ekahnicole via Submit Page

She could have at least finished her beer.

-Joe Hawtness

Favorite Commentsllim: It’s not a nap if you’re passed out drunk.

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WTF Friday: Too Drunk To Make It To The Bed

Apr. 16, 2010

wtf girl photos Too Drunk To Make It To The Bed

Submitted by: strayers via Submit Page

Remember to shut your drawers people; because after 3-4 sleepless nights of drinking you’re just going to trip over them.

Favorite Commentnonwillknow: mom: what are you goin to wear today
kid: My dead hooker

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This Is When Drinking Becomes A Problem

Mar. 20, 2010

wtf girl photos - This Is When Drinking Becomes A Problem

Submitted by: dunno source via Submit Page

I hope I’m not that bad.

Favorite CommentSumGuy: It’s a new drinking game that clever women have invented. The more a guy drinks, the more clothing they discard and the further they go on each other. I’ve yet to hear what happens after two women get naked though… that’s where the guys have passed out… damn it all.
Boog:They steal his wallet and run!

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