Bond Girl of the Day

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Bond Girl of the Day: At a photocall for Skyfall, the latest installment in the 007 franchise, the newest bond girl was revealed.

Her name is Berenice Marlohe, and she is a French model and actress who is known mostly for her work on local French television.

Not that it would matter if she didn’t have acting experience. There’s really only one qualification for being a bond girl, and it’s “look good while wearing very little.”

Based on these pics, I can’t say definitively if Marlohe fits the job description, but since I have the strong urge to find out, I’m giving her a vote of confidence.

Pics after the jump.

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Nude Scene of the Day

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Nude Scene of the Day: Lana Wood isn’t as well known as her older sister, Natalie Wood, but she has had her moments on the silver screen.

Her first major role came at the age of 9 in the John Wayne film, The Searchers. She was also featured as bond girl Plenty O’Toole in Diamonds are Forever.

In 1982, Wood appeared topless in the horror film Demon Rage. She initially retired from acting after Demon Rage in order to focus on a career as a producer. Recently though, she has returned to acting.

Check out one of her final appearances after the jump.

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Porn Parody Round-Up of the Day

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Porn Parody Round-Up of the Day:

• “When duty calls, she’ll lick your balls.” Enjoy the theme song to Girl From S.E.X., the best James Bond porn parody of 1982.
• Axel Braun says Iron Man XXX: A Porn Parody is officially a wrap.
• Sarah Schneider examines the Two and a Half Men porn parody.
• Gillian Anderson on the X Files porn parody: “I need to get me some of that.”

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A Dangerous Rescue Operation

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Anon Spotted These Operatives

Not long ago two of our agents went MIA while attempting to infiltrate a shadow corporation running a corn smuggling ring. Though their tracking chips went haywire, we had no cause to assume they were killed. Intelligence suggested they’d first be pumped…for secrets. There was only one shot at rescuing them. We had to send…

Anon Spotted These Bond Girls

A MAN WITH A REALLY TINY HELICPOTER! He always gets the job done, and he takes his payment in bras.

-Joe Hawtness

gotcanned: Thats not corn. If it were corn they wouldn’t …… oh hell no one cares. They just see naked hot chicks.

True it isn’t a corn field, but I thought corn smuggling was a funny concept; like Back-Alley Tupperware Sex Parties.

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