Just a reminder that the Halloween contest is still going on! So keep sending those submissions in!

idogis1: I think Mila Jovovich renders Chuck Norris redundant.

You heard it here first!

JoeL: Is it only me or can 50s chicks look really hot?
ME!: No, you and 50s chicks can look really hot.

Classic.

w00p Spotted This Guitar

CM: I only wish she loved Air Guitar. You know what I’m saying. Air Guitar. It’s a guitar, only made out of… air. Get it? …Because then she’d just be naked, that’s why. Come on, people, work with me here.