Sperm Bike of the Day

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Sperm Bike of the Day: A sperm bank in Seattle has decided that they really want to make sure everybody knows when they’re transporting their supply.

To that end, they’ve started using a sperm bike, which is modeled after a similar bike that is being used in Copenhagan.

The man juice is housed in the front of the bike, which is lined with liquid nitrogen. The bike also has a small motor to help when going up particularly challenging hills.

The ABC News report says the Seattle Sperm Lab decided to use the bike because it’s more environmentally friendly than a car, and they also hope it will act as an advertisement.

They are always looking for new donors, and a healthy load can get you up to $60. Just a thought for those of you looking to make some extra cash.

I hope this thing never gets into an accident. That’s gotta be messy.

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Telling It Like It Is of the Day

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Telling It Like It Is of the Day: Youtube celebrity Jenna Marbles has posted a new video titled “What Girls Think About During Sex.”

If it’s true, it’s kind of upsetting, since she really doesn’t seem to be enjoying herself.

In defense of guys everywhere though, she appears to have picked a less than typical partner. Maybe it’s just me, but Spiderman, Nerf guns, fake swords, and clone trooper masks don’t all usually come into play in a single sexual encounter.

Not that those items never make appearances. After all, you gotta keep things interesting. You just can’t use up your entire bag of tricks in one shot.

[Youtube]

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Fashion Show Prep of the Day

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Fashion Show Prep of the Day: Here’s a video of a bunch of models getting ready for the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show.

These women are undeniably beautiful, but it’s always dangerous when you let them talk for extended periods of time. Sometimes awkward moments can occur, like Adriana Lima struggling to read English. She is Brazilian though, so she gets a pass.

The designers are also really pushing the limit of what can plausibly be considered “wings.”

It’s pretty easy to ignore all these flaws though, because at the end of the day, you’re still watching Victoria’s Secret models walking around in lingerie.

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Look, No Hands of the Day

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Look, No Hands of the Day: Here’s an instructional video on how to unbotton a girl’s shirt without using your hands.

Sure, it’s incredibly dangerous, but it beats the hell out of stopping short.

Thanks to Ktolis for the tip.

[Youtube]

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Fair Warning of the Day

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Fair Warning of the Day: The Twitter user known as “MisterPeePee” has stated via Twitter and his podcast that he is determined to masturbate in every Starbucks in New York City.

In the podcast, MisterPeePee said that he would review every single Starbucks, including information on how attractive the employees and customers are. He will also tally how many times he gets walked in on.

It’s interesting that he is already planning on getting caught, which seems to imply he won’t even bother locking the door.

It is possible that MisterPeePee has had a change of plans though, because on Thursday, he deleted his podcast and his tweets are now protected.

Perhaps he is simply trying to lure us into a false sense of security. Either way, maybe avoid NYC Starbucks for a while.

[Big Apple Daily]

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Caught In The Act of the Day

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Caught In The Act of the Day: A Russian news program decided to run a story about strippers.

The anchorman forgot he was at work.

It’s one thing to get caught at work. It’s quite another thing to get caught when your work happens to involve appearing on live television.

[Blame It On The Voices]

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Naked Joy Ride of the Day

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Naked Joy Ride of the Day: Fox8 is reporting that Erin Holdsworth, a 28-year-old resident of Hiram, Ohio, was arrested on October 11th after a high-speed chase with the police that saw speeds of up to 128 MPH.

When Holdsworth finally pulled over and exited the vehicle, the cops were shocked to see her outfit.

Holdsworth was clad in a see-through tube top, a g-string, and tennis shoes.

She was charged with one count of each of the following: OVI, refusing a blood alcohol content test, fleeing and alluding, criminal damaging, driving under a suspended license, speeding and reckless operation.

She is expected to face several more charges when the fashion police finally get a hold of her.

[Fox8]

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Lad Mag Lady of the Day

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Lad Mag Lady of the Day: Leah Francis doesn’t just want you to want to touch her.

She wants you to know how.

Leah shares some hot tips for loving the ladies, along with some hot pics to help inspire you in Zoo magazine.

See more pics and a video after the jump.

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Costume Catalog of the Day

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Costume Catalog of the Day: Choosing what to be for Halloween can be a difficult decision.

Fortunately, Melanie Iglesias is here to show off a whole slew of sexy outfits, including, but not limited too, sexy maid, sexy stewardess, and sexy Snow White.

This is the third installment in the Iglesias/Creagh flip book series. Check out the first two here and here.

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Classic Cutie of the Day

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Classic Cutie of the Day: Kymberly Herrin was Playboy’s Playmate of the Month for March in 1980.

Like many models, Herrin tried her hand at acting. She had a few small roles in the 80′s, with her most recognizable appearances being in ZZ Top music videos as one of the “Eliminator girls,” named for the car they emerge from in the videos.

Check out some of her modeling work after the jump.

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